Zodiac signs as Ashton tweets:
Aries: ALL WE WANNA DO IS EAT YA BRAINS
Taurus: I'll have you know The banana bread was, and is, delicious
Gemini: Some people are sass monsters on twitter, like honey you need to chill
Cancer: Every single one of you, are extremely important, to more people than you think
Leo: "Can you twerk?" "No no sir I'm half Irish"
Virgo: Don't grow up, it's a trap
Libra: Why won't anyone sign MY boobs
Scorpio: I can't eat hard food :( Do you think I can eat Doritos if I put them in a blender?
Sagittarius: Wait... You need to have "sex" to have kids
Capricorn: We want you to grow with us
Aquarius: Awake before the Starbucks employees
Pisces: Oh are you in a bad mood?... WELL STOP BEING IN A BAD MOOD lol :*
