Yo momma (chat)

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Lily has logged on
Chatroom open
Kylo has logged on
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Lily: hey ky!!!

Kylo: what?

Lily: yo momma so dumb she kept saying R not to R2!!

Adam: OOOHHHHH

Bane: you need ice on that burn dad?

Kylo: yo momma so old she once changed Yoda's diaper!

Hux: OOOOHHHHH!!!

(Y/n): DAAAAAANNGG!!!

Lily: yo momma so ugly one direction went the other direction!!!

Kylo: yo momma so stupid she went to Bancob to get a Tie-Fighter!!!

Bane: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

(Y/n): BUUUUURRRNNN!!!

Lily: YOUR MOMMA SO FAT JOBA THE HUT SAID 'DAAAAAAMMNNN!!'

Poisa: IM TELLING!!

Lily: WAIT!!

Kylo: DONT!!

Lily: ........

Kylo: ..........

(Y/n): I will never forget you

Hux: you guys are screwed

Adam: I will say kind words at your funeral.

Leia has logged on

Leia: BEN CHEWBACA ORAGANA SOLO!!! LILY PADME ORAGANA SOLO!!!

Hux: wait your middle name is Chewbaca?!

(Y/n): why was I not told this?!?!

Adam: HAHAHAHAHA

Poisa: I CANT BREATHE!!!!

Bane: OMG!!!

Kylo: SHES IN MY RO-

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Lily: SHI-

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*long pause*

Poisa: do you think we should check it they're alive??

Hux: nah I'm sure they'll live.

Adam: come on Hux we gotta go to the shooting.

Bane: and when you mean shooting is really fangirl.

Hux: ...........

Adam: ........

Poisa: YOUVE BEEN FOUND OUT BY A KID!!!

(Y/n): POWNED!!!

Adam has rage quit
Hux logged off

(Y/n): lol

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