anyways let's look back at some messages from our kik group shall we?
(v long part of this book but we are ranting so i can put it in)
*ahem*
in media
me: i wrote the murdering raissa thing bc she came after my bias and she got annoying after stanning bts
nisa: true like stop fuckin updating ur rant book every 5 seconds
me: and all of them are shit abt bts
nisa: seriously
me: stop just stop
nisa: ur acting like you've liked them for 5 years @ raissa
me: its been 5 days baSically
nisa: seriOUSLY its been like a week
me: me: go back to stanning 5sos her: i still stan them but no thanks ??? fuck off raissa
nisa: ok wow woW im takin her slfl tickets just fuckin wait im takin them
me: mE steal em
nisa: gotta fuckin zayn bitch u guessed it
me: gimme those tickets i wanna be the one comforting nisa as she cries for calum
nisa: yes mother thank u bless u
me: raissa at slfl: wheres jungkook raissa: gets kicked out of slfl
nisa: by me i will grab her by the ear and kick her ass to fucking asia "there's your fucking jungkook" shES STILL IN THE CHAT LMAO
me: lands in Bangladesh
nisa: o hey im from there
me: i K im such a good mother
nisa: i want her to see this fuckin shit dude u are the best mother
me: tweet @ her
nisa: people i knew for 7 years didnt get it right lMAO (on the bangladesh topic still)
me: aHA
nisa: u deserve one of those mugs that say "#1 mom"
*me and nisa have a conversation about mugs*
me: 'my dad says i need to learn korean if i wanna listen to kpop' bitch dont even try just go away
nisa: 10/10 literally just stop
me: asian languages are hard !! the symbols and characters just stop
nisa: !!!! i'm forgetting my own fucking native language bc i don't know words!!! is that enough fucking evidence
me: im forgetting mine too fuck i wAnt to go to viet school too
nisa: me reading raissa's rant book:
insert memes
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gotta add this one tho lmao its so g00d
me: @ raissa stop trying to learn hangul 'im gomma watch videos without subs' ha nice jokeits impossible even of you were born korean its difficult these people have to go to school to learn their native language
nisa:
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perfect meme
me: omg yes cont: otherwise you're gonna watch these korean people talk like an idiot bc you dont understand like 방탄소년단 YOU DONT KNOW THAT WITH A GLANCE IT SAYS BANGTAN BOYS FFS AND I DIDNT KNOW THAT UNTIL I SEARCHED IT UP
nisa: pls say what u just said louder so she can hear it from antarctica
27 min later
nisa: the memes are continuing
insert memes
me: lets count how many times raissa has been annoying/etc.
insert 8 screenshots
me: how many was that i lost count + all of her rant book chapters
END ROAST
woooohee that was a l0ng one. if you read all of that i applaud you.
