Chapter One-Uootabulious

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It all started one fantabulous evening in the world of shits n giggles, when Uoot laid eyes on the most hideous creature ever.

Her name was

urmumocena

"gurl, you look like a snail had sex with a giraffe, then forgot what abortion was"

"gurl you look like a crusty toe"

just as it was ending, juaneta came out of no where and rko'd urmumocena

"Uoot what the fuck did i tell you about talking to monkey rapists"

"am vry srry juaneta,i will go get drunk off mouth wash noe"

"good gurl"

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