I got kidnapped by Jason Voorhees

Lots to say

AMES POV

I woke up from my nap, I had a headache, I get them out of nowhere. dang it Jacob, I thought, what now?!
I dragged myself out of bed and walked into the living room.
Come to find out Pam said her first word!
I smiled as I picked her up and Jason came over and hugged us both.
Soon after that she started saying mommy.
Then the dreaded NO!
I think no is pam's favorite word.
It's no daddy, or no mommy.
Or mommy no and daddy no, no, no, no!
One day I went to the store, Jason stayed home with Pam.
When I came home, however Jason was staring at our child, with a weird look on his face.
He hardly wears his mask anymore, I'm proud of my hubby.
Anyways, his eye was wide open and he looked like he wasn't sure about how to act.
Honey what's wrong?
He slowly turned and looked over at me.
She said a bad word, what do I do?
What word would that be?
The F word, it sounds like truck...
What the...?!
Where could she have picked that up from?
He shrugged and looked back at Pam.
Then I heard my male cockatiel yell, FUCK U!
Dang it scooter...
I didn't even know how to explain that that was a bad word.
Even though I said it a lot for a while, that's how my bird picked it up.
From me yelling at my video games.
I threw a blanket over the bird cage.
I picked up Pam and sat down with her on the couch.
Jason sat beside us, honey, that word is a naughty word.
But the birdie said it first.
I know honey, but the bird doesn't know any better.
Where it learn that word, mommy?
Um well you see, I used to talk really bad at one time.
But I don't want you to make the same mistakes I made.
Do you understand?
No?
Oh boy this is harder than I thought.
Honey please just don't repeat what the birdie says ok?
Okay.
Good girl, now apologize to daddy.
Why?
Because he doesn't like that word.
Why?
Yay now it's the dreaded whys!