I got kidnapped by Jason Voorhees

The drive thru

We decided to just go through the drive thru.
Because Jason was too nervous about going inside.
Due to the mask he was wearing.
I ordered two box meal deals, Jason was having a difficult Time deciding on what he wants for his drink.
Jason just pick something, there are other people waiting behind us.
I got honked at, I stuck my head out my window and yelled.
I'm sorry my teenage son can't make up his mind!
Jason had his head tilted to the side.
I'll explain when we get home ok?
He finally chose a Mountain Dew.
He said; I wonder what a mountain would taste like.
Lord please help me!

He gave me that funny look again.
Jason stop doing that, I laughed.
When we got home we watched Nightmare on elm street the remake.
Jason blocked my view of the TV, saying; explain?!

Ok I was... I was embarrassed so I called you my teenage son.
Because that's how teens can be, undecided.
I wasn't about to embarrass myself anymore by saying my husband.
Sorry if I hurt your feelings ok?

I looked over at him to see him laughing.
You looked like you was going to kill that person.

Ok?
Your face was bright red and your hands were clenched.

Can we watch the movie now?
He sat back down in the chair and starting eating his food.