You were downstairs and you heard a scream. You instantly thought it was your son, Ej. Since they were playing in his room. About 10 minutes later you see Ej come downstairs.
You: Where's daddy?
Ej: Uhm..*playing with his fingers* *Little squeaky voice of his*
You: Whats wrong?
Ej sits by you and you look at him.
You: You guys done playing?
Ej: Yeah.
You: Okay. Stay here ima go see what hes doing.
You go upstairs and into Ej's room. You find Roc on the floor tied up in a chair facing the coner of the room.
You: Uh *laughing* Roc?
Roc: MMMM MHHM !!!
You turned him around in the chair and he was scraming with the tape on his mouth.
You slightly began tearing the tape off but Ej walked in.
Ej: Mommy! He was playing to hard! And he threw me on my bed..It hurt and you told him to stop playing rough! *pointing at Roc*
You looked at Ej and then looked at Roc.
You: Oh really? *raises eyebrow*
You ripped the tape off his mouth roughly.
Roc: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: You play rough, You get roughed up.
Ej: *laughing*
Roc: Look here you little peice of shi-!
You: ROC!
Ej: dont play inocent daddy. *frowning*
Roc: Oh you gone wish you was innocent when I get out of this tape!
You: You wont be touching him. You wanna play rough?
Roc: What you mean? I wasnt playing rough I was tickling him.
YOu: is that true Ej?
Ej: NO! *crossing arms*
Roc: To think i'll play with your Tiny rat body and you gone lie on me like that?
Ej: You see mommy?!
You: Since I dont know who's lying and who's telling the truth lets put it like this. *smirks*
2Hours Later
Roc: *washing window* Dont talk to me -.-
Ej: You got us in this! *Watering Tires*
Roc: You the one who lied!
Ej: No you lied!
Roc: Now we gotta wash her car!
Ej: *sucks teeth.* Gosh All your fault.
Roc: Aye lets get her back.
Ej: Uh
You were on the porch drinking water watching them conversate.
You: AYE! Keep Washin-
Roc turned up the water while they both spray water on you. Ej was holding the water hose laughing loudly along with Roc.
Roc: Yeah! Nice one little man! *high five*
You: it like that? Alright.
Roc: Ahaha, We got her!
Ej: Yeah! Now its your turn!
Ej Turns around and sparys water on Roc.
Roc: AYE Oh okay! *gets soapy water* Your turn!
Roc dumps the bucket of soapy water on Ej.
Roc: Bath time! *laughing*
The neighbors began coming outisde.
Neighbor: Aye man! You getting water on my house!
Roc: Shut up! *Takes water hose and Sprays at him.*
Ej: *Laughing* YEAH!
The neighbor ran inside cursing them out. All along they were doing this you were uptairs and hanging out of Ej's room window.
You: BATH TIME! *dumps soapy water on them*
Roc looks up while the soap came down.
Roc: MY EYESSSS!!!!
You laughed and went back inside.
10 minutes later
All three of you were on the couch. you looked at roc with his Red eyes as he sat there in pain.
You: You okay babe?
Ej: *Laughing*
Roc: No I am not! And you stop laughing! *Pointing at Ej*
You began laughing as he sat there staring at the tv.
Roc: Dont worry payback is coming. -_-
