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Aries: Having competitions with Leo. Wins.
Taurus: Watching netflix with a thousand blankets.
Gemini: Doing experiments with Cancer. Almost burns the house down.
Cancer: Trying to stop Gemini from putting grapes in the microwave.
Leo: Sulking in their rooms because Aries beat them.
Virgo: Moved out.
Libra: Making DIY hair masks.
Scorpio: Plotting everyone's death.
Sagittarius: Sings and listens to music extremely loud at 1 in the morning.
Capricorn: Scrolling through tumblr, asking people if they have a monkey for Aquarius.
Aquarius: Trying to find a cheap monkey on Craigslist.
Pisces: The only sane one.
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