The Zodiac Book

What the signs say when they stub their toe.

Aries: GOSH DANG IT *Breaks down the door*

Taurus: SHOOT

Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR

Cancer: SCREW *Sobs* YOU *Sobbing intensifies*

Leo: *Screams while laying face down on a bed*

Virgo: THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES.

Libra: Goodbye cruel world.

Scorpio: *Rips door off of hinges* NO MORE.

Sagittarius: *Hits the door* STOP

Capricorn: *Bites their fist* No, I'm fine, I swear it's totally not broken.

Aquarius: THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE.

Pisces: BUT WHY ME.