Aries: Hitting a police officer.
Taurus: Manslaughter.
Gemini: Car chase.
Cancer: Not paying taxes.
Leo: Shop lifting.
Virgo: Is actually inoccent.
Libra: Facebook hacker.
Scorpio: Mass murder.
Sagittarius: Jumping into a fountain.
Capricorn: Try to cash a stolen check.
Aquarius: Going into Area 51.
Pisces: grew a massive field of weed.
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