How the signs apologize

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Aries: *Scoff* Yeah I /guess/ I'm sorry...

Taurus: Lol oops

Gemini: Oh man I am so deeply offended that I even thought about hurting someone like you that iS SUCH A MASSIVE PISSBABY CALM DOWN.

Cancer: Literally repeats "I'm sorry" for thirteen years straight.

Leo: What the heck I don't have anything to apologize for ??

Virgo: Ugh I'm so sorry I just want so badly to convey you to you that I apologize.

Libra: I am sorry, but I want you to know I was still right.

Scorpio: Will give you a sock and ask for forgiveness, then you give them the sock back and the run away screaming "I'M A FREE ELF".

Sagittarius: Oh shoot I did that? Sorry mate.

Capricorn: *Doesn't apologize for anything ever*

Aquarius: They never do anything wrong tbh.

Pisces: I am sO SO SOS OSS SOOSO SOS SOOOOOO SORRY ARE YOU HURT HOW CAN I CARE FOR YOU I AM THE DIRT UNDER YOUR SHOE I AM SO SORRY

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