Hero (Pagan Min fanfiction)

Chapter 1

I was riding into Kyrat on a bus with two men, two soldiers, an old woman, and a monkey. I didn't know any of their names, I didn't want to know either cause I didn't feel like trying to make awkward conversation. I saw that one of the men handed his passport to the old woman, and the monkey reached for it, and the poor thing got slapped. I chuckled to myself. But then the bus suddenly was stopped....

Ajay: "What's happening?"

Darpan: "Shhhh..."

I saw two soldiers outside, and it looked like they were checking the bus or something. I saw a helicopter in the background fly this way, but I didn't think much of it. Suddenly the two soldiers started to open fire at everyone on the bus.

Me: "Fuck!"

I had been shot in the left leg, and I could barely stand, but that didn't stop me from getting out of that bus. I quickly exited the bus, falling to the ground as soon as I got out. I noticed that helicopter from earlier had landed here. ~Who the hell is that?~  I thought to myself, because I saw a tall man step out of the chopper. He had blonde hair and he looked kinda gay.... he certainly likes pink. He looked very pissed off, he started talking to the injured soldier, and I could just barely hear him.

Pagan: "I distinctly remember saying, stop the bus. Yes, stop the bus, not shoot the bus. I'm very particular with my words. Stop. Shoot. Stop. Shoot. Do those words sound the same?"

Soldier: "But it got out of control..."

Pagan: "I'm sorry I didn't hear you, what did you say?"

Soldier: "It got out of control..."

Pagan: "Got out of control? I hate when things get out of control!"

The man then started to stab the soldier to death with a pen.

Pagan: "ONE FUCKING JOB AND YOU COULDN'T FUCKING DO THAT!"

After that I couldn't hear him anymore. I was then focused on my wound that was bleeding like crazy. ~Fuck, that's a lot of blood~ my head was hurting harshly. I then noticed that the tall blonde man walked over to me.

Pagan: "Are you alright, dear?"

Me: "Does it look like I'm alright???"

Pagan: "I apologize for the ignorant question. Here, get up."

He grabbed my arm and helped me up and helped me walk to his chopper. But then everything began to go black after I sat down in the helicopter. ~Oh shit...~ Those were my last thoughts before I blacked out.

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My eyes started to open, and I saw that I was in an unfamiliar room.

Me: "Where the fuck am I?"

I looked around the room a bit seeing a few paintings on the wall, and I noticed that the room I was in was lavish pink. I saw that I was wearing a my old t-shirt and some pink suit pants.

Me: "Who's pants are these?!?!? Wait... wasn't the blonde guy wearing these?"

I had realized that I was wearing the tall blonde man's pink pants, I couldn't believe that he undressed me.

I saw that someone nursed my leg wound.

Me: "Wow, he really took good care of me..."

I tried standing, and I could  walk better then I was walking earlier, I exited the room slowly, walking down the hall entering a dinning hall of some sort.

Pagan: "There you are dear! Well go on, take a seat, don't be shy."

I saw the blonde man at the table with the other two men from the bus. I sat next to the blonde guy...

Pagan: "Well go on take the bloody bag off his head!"

The tall man shouted, removing the bag from the man's head.

Pagan: "Again, terribly sorry for what happened before, This is more what I had in mind. So, fresh start introductions, Ajay Ghale our guest of honour, Holly Snow our other guest of honour, the little monkey, who's name I still don't know, and I of coarse am Pagan Min."

~Hmmmm Pagan Min, I'll try to remember that~

Pagan: "You really don't remember me do you? Your mother, she spoke of me, never mentioned me.... Well, we'll change all that. Now your mother on the other hand, she understood me, she knew me in a way no one ever did, mmm... that takes me back."

Pagan then ate the ashes of Ajay's mother, ~Fuck that's gross~

Pagan: "The last time I saw Ishwari was, years ago. She told me she loved me, women they can do that, they can tell you they love in the moment and mean it. Men on the other hand, no men only really love you, in hindsight, when too much distance has built up."

Pagan then picked up a fork and began to walk closer to... well actually I still don't know his name.

Pagan: "So.. when your mother decided to flee to the United States with you on her hip, I couldn't help but blame myself. Then I realized, it's not me no, it was the fucking golden path!"

Pagan shoved the man to the table.

Pagan: "Those fucking terrorists they ruin everything. Like dinner! Did no one ever teach you that it's rude to text at the table, let me see here, give me the phone! Ah, *I'm with Ajay Ghale* you'll love this part, *Help*."

Pagan slightly chuckled at the text.

Pagan: "A text for help? You don't text for help, you cry for help. So come on you gonna cry for help. If you're gonna do something you're gonna do it right. Here we go! Go on, cry for help, cry for help!"

Darpan: "Help..."

Pagan: "Aww pathetic, no cry for help."

Darpan: "Help!"

Pagan: "Like you mean it boy!"

Darpan: "He-e-elp!"

Pagan: "Help! From your diaphragm! HELP!"

Darpan: "HEEELP!"

Pagan: "Shhhh.... now we listen.... nothing, I'm afraid they're not coming for you buddy. Find out what he knows, terrorists right? Now, please stay here, enjoy the crab rangoon, don't move, I'll be right back, Yuma we need to talk..."

Pagan left the room, and Ajay grabbed his mother's ashes, getting up from the table and trying to find a way out of there.

Me: "Where are you going? Aren't you scared of that Pagan Min guy?"

Ajay: "Right now I'm just trying to find my way out OK? Don't you worry about me."

Me: "Good luck, 'cause once he founds out that you're gone, you're literally gonna be gone, like dead!"

Ajay: "I'm just trying to.... never mind. Just... don't worry about me okay. Bye."

Me: "Whatever..."

(Thank you guys so much for reading. I hope you know that I'm a very slow updater so don't expect a new chapter right away, anyways thanks for reading and I'll see you guys later, bye!)