Ike: (nudging Pit) I-I'm not dumb!
Shulk: Then, we'll settle this on the stage! I want Link, Cloud and Samus on the field with me.
Ike: (grumbles) Why Cloud?
Cloud: (looks very very serious) I will fight for the sake of all blondes.
Marth: Ah, so the blondes vs colored heads war has begun? (Smirks)
Roy: Marth-chan! (Holds tightly his arm) What is happening?
(Marth mutters "shut up")
Shulk: Hell yeah, baby! It has begun!
Announcer: So, the war has been declared! Who will jump on the battlefield first?
Ike: I will lead the colored heads! I want Palutena, Marth and Roy by my sides.
Shulk: My team didn't change. (crosses his arms, smiling)
Mario: Hello, Everyone! Today, I will present you-a the new stages that--
Marth: (uses side-A) No time for commercials!
Dr. Mario: Thanks-a, bro! (runs after Mario)
Dark Pit: (is playing cards with Pit) AH AH, get rekt, I won!
Pit: Aw shucks! That doesn't mean that you won Palutena, though! (Crosses his arms)
Ike: (thinking) I hate the fact that I am forcing myself to fight against Samus and that I let Palutena fight Cloud. But I technically have no choices. I can't let her on the bench with Pit around.
???: Your thinking is very strange, Radiant Hero...
Ike: Mewtwo?!
Mewtwo: I was just passing by.
Palutena: Well. Looks like I am forced to fight by your sides, Ike.
Ike: (rolling his eyes) Yeah, looks like it.
Mewtwo: So is yours, Miss Palutena. (Walks away) Humans are dumb.
Shulk: Okay, let's start...
(The Masterhand chooses a stage: the Temple)
Ike: HO OH! THAT'S UNFAIR IT'S A ZELDA STAGE!
Link: [Are you serious?!]
Ike: Well, yeah.
Masterhand: Are you questioning my choice?
Ike: O-Oh, nonononono...
Masterhand: That's what I thought.
Ike: Hey, wait a minute! How are you talking if you're only a han--
Announcer: 3....2....1..... GO!
Shulk: The f*ck?!
Link: (jumps on Ike, slashing him to the side)
Ike: (tries to come back on the stage but fails)
Announcer: Player 1 is eliminated from the game!
Ike: FOR NAGA'S SAKE, MASTERHAND YOU--
Masterhand: Yes, I chose a life battle. You only have one.
Samus: (Jumps towards Marth, but kills herself)
Marth: Pff, a beginner. (Runs towards Shulk and uses counter)
Shulk: (Uses counter as well)
Marth & Shulk: MAY THE COUNTER BATTLE BEGIN !! (Spams down-b)
Roy: (gets attacked by Cloud) Marthaaaa! Helppp!
Marth: Huh? (Slashes in Shulk's direction)
Shulk: (Uses counter again)
Marth: (faints) Useless... Bastard...
Roy: Dayum, I never thought that I would be responsible for Senpai's death--
Link: [Jajaja, can you fight alone?]
Roy: (charges b button attack and does it on link)
Link: Gnnnn... (Faints)
Roy: (dashes towards Shulk, spamming side-A attack)
Shulk: (Uses counter too early and faints)
Roy: I KILLED THEM ALONE! Mwaaahaaahaaa! (Kills himself without knowing it)
Palutena: Well well, looks like we are alone, eh?
Cloud: Looks like it.
Palutena: Ready to fight?
Cloud: Of course I am.
Announcer: Looks like the battle is about to end! Who will win? Palutena, the colored head, or Cloud, the blonde? That's what we will know in the Chapter 7 of Super Smash bros legends!
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Super Smash Bros Legends
FanfictionA fighting game where Link can fight against Mario, Pikachu, Kirby and all their other nintendo friends. So. Imagine how many chapter we can make in a world where EVERYTHING is possible...?
