Ike : (thinking) This is it, our love is real! (kneels) Palutena! You fought for our lo--
Palutena : --Aw, Cloud, you're such a gentleman!
Cloud : is that so-? :0
Dark Pit : (nudges Pit) Whoaa, she's lookin' way happier with him than with y--
Pit : shUT UPPPPPPPPP (kicks his knee)
Dark Pit : Ow-
Palutena : Oh, Ike! Were you talking to me?
Ike : (dramatically puts a hand on his heart) Right in the kokoro- itaaaiii
Marth : (slaps the back of his head) Fcking weeb.
Roy : (clings onto Marth's arm) Yes! You fake Japanese!
Ike : da fuq
Marth : Does "I fight for my friends", "Prepare yourself" and "You'll get no sympathy from me" sound japanese to you?
Ike : I don't even–
Marth : Does the name Ike sound japanese to you?? Do you think that Aether sounds japanese?? CAN YOU EVEN JAPANESE??
Ike : I DON—
Roy : Marth-chan! You're the best! ♡
Marth : DO YOU THINK THAT "Right in the-" SOUNDS JAPANESE??
Palu, Cloud, Shulk, Link, Robin, Corrin, Pit & Dark Pit (on the floor) : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Roy : (clings to marth's arm) That's because it doesn't!
Marth : eXACTLY!
Corrin : Whoa indecisive aren't we
Ike : who the fuq are you
Corrin : I'm Corrin! And I'm a dragon!
Charizard : /T R I G G E R E D.
Cloud : O yeah, he's the boi who can't even choose between his real family and the ones who adopted him lmao
Marth : Can you even japanese??
Corrin : Watashi am Corrin– Daisuki... uh... Sushi! And um... Watashi wa aishiteru, uh.... katanas!
Roy : NOPE HE CAN'T JAPANESE, MARTH-CHAN.
Link : [Whoa, it was even worse than Ike's japanese--]
Dark Pit (still on the floor) : ROASTED--
Ike : Let's call him Camui!
Marth, Roy, Corrin, Link, Dark Pit, Pit, Palutena, Robin, Cloud, Shulk : What the fck was that
Shulk : I'm not really feeling this one.
Robin : hOLY SHET HE SAID IT
Marth : We'll call him... Kamui!
Dark Pit : Whoa— it totally fits his face!
Palutena : That's so cute! You're so great at finding names, Marth-san!
Shulk : P E R F E C T I O N. Colored heads aren't as dumb as I thought.
Ike : Thank–
Shulk : shUT UP.
̶C̶o̶r̶r̶ι̶ɴ Kamui : RAWR
Everyone : Wtf
Kamui : It means "I love it" in drago– /shot.
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Super Smash Bros Legends
FanficA fighting game where Link can fight against Mario, Pikachu, Kirby and all their other nintendo friends. So. Imagine how many chapter we can make in a world where EVERYTHING is possible...?
