Rant #1 - Don't Close Your Door

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Hey Zabbas! This is the first part of a new series I'm doing. I'm calling it... "Rants". So original, I know. Our first topic is... Closing my door.

Now you're probably like, Zabba, how da heck can you write a whole rant about closing your door? Well, for your information, my mom and stepdad don't like it when I close my door because they think I can't hear them.

"ZABBA TIME FOR DINNER!"

"OKAY JUST A SECOND"

"ZABBA"

"JUST A SECOND" *gets to dinner table*

"Why didn't you respond?"

"I did." -_-

"Stop closing your door"

"But mom-"

"Your room is on the other side of the house we won't be able to hear you. You have privacy"

Okay lemme just watch JackSepticEye videos on full blast with my door open (jse like to be loud and swear. He's Irish)

Lemme just play fortissimo while practicing my violin/Viola with my door open.

Lemme just get butt naked and change my clothes with my door open.

Lemme just play my 2 hour long fire mixtape on full blast with my door open.

Lemme just let you hear all of my conversations with my door open.

Lemme just let my baby sister in my room and take all of my stuff.

-_- just let me close my door. Plz.

And the worst part... Sometimes at 11:00pm my parents like to yell at each other. Very loudly. And I can hear all da swear words.

"youre too loud im trying to sleep"

"Just close the door"

-_-

*ragequits*

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