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Hey Zabbas! I know it's almost tomorrow but I'm writing this chapter now 'cause I know I'm going to forget what I wanted to say if I don't say it now :P. As you probably already know, lots of people are running for president. Not only are there those people who you've never heard of that look official, we also gots Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton (I think that's how you spell it :P) and... Deez Nuts... I'm not joking you can look it up for yourself.

For years now, people have been calling America a bad country. At first I thought that all dem foreigners were just judging us because we aren't a perfect country. So what we got fat people? WE GOTS FREEDOM BABY! 🇺🇸

Then about a week or two ago I hear one of my science partners from school say "Deez Nuts is running for president!" I thought she was lying. But a few days ago I was curious and looked it up on google... It turns out someone by the name Deez Nuts is actually running for president... Now I understand why people say bad things about America...

A few days ago I'm watching a YouTube video, and I get an ad. Usually I would just tap "Skip Ad" but I was curious to see what this ad was about. So I see Kanye West saying some inspirational quotes... And then he says he's running for president in 2020... I don't even want to imagine what it'd be like having Kim Kardasion as our First Lady... If Kanye West becomes president I swear I'm moving to Canada.

So dats all I gots to say- Wait a sec! We forgot the SHIP BATTLE!!!! >:D today we got

FLASHLIGHT (Flash Sentry x Twilight Sparkle) vs. Any other Twilight Sparkle Ship! (As long as it contains Twilight Sparkle x CANNON character FROM THE SHOW!) (Sorry Duhgaminghamster, no Twidip)

Vote for your favorite Twilight Sparkle ship in the comments!

We also gots the
QOTD: Who would you vote for president: Deez Nuts or Kanye West?

That's all I got today! See you guys later! Bye!

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