She's Kinda Hot Tho - Luke Hemmings ff

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You should totally listen to jet black heart on repeat while you read. ;)
Ok enjoy! I'm excited for this story!
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"CAUSE I'VE GOT A JET BLACK HEART, AND THERES A HURRICANE UNDERNEATH IT TRYNA KEEP USSS APAAAAAART!" Kylee shouted, whipping her hair in every direction like a freaking imbecile.

Me and my hottie of a boyfriend, Justin, glanced at each other with extremely annoyed looks. Kylee had been goin' at it for about an hour already. We knew this was only a portion of the time she'd be jamming to her favorite singing idiots...5-es-o-es though. The longest time had been 6 hours–6 hours straight of listening to almost every song they've ever put out...

Once a song was over she would smile like an overly excited 5 year old at DisneyWorld. Then when the next song began to play, she started screaming and waving her hands all around as if she was surprised. The over dramatic bitch knew the order of all her songs so I didn't understand why she got so excited EVERYTIME one started.

After the black heart song–or whatever it's called–ended, she clapped and then got excited for the next. She sang with her horrible singing voice, "SHES A GOOD GIRL, SHES DADDY'S FAVORITE!"

"This song really disturbs me..," Justin said in a low whisper as he leaned closer to me on the bed.

"Same...," I drawled and pursed my lips. This was becoming a bit too much and she was in my house anyway–in my bedroom dancing to her music. And on top of that, we were suppose to be studying!

"SHE SAID TO ME FORGET WHAT YOU–!" Kylee began to yell, but I snatched her phone and turned the music off before she could continue. "You FLUCKING retarded monkey, give me my 5sos back!"

"Kylee, calm down!" Justin angrily demanded. "It's just a BAND!"

I could see the deep hatred in Justin's eyes. He really did not like Kylee. She didn't like him that much either though. She would always tell me, "If your butch can't handle me than you need to drop him because I'll be with you forever."

I never responded seriously to it though because the fact that she said 'butch' made me die in laughter. We never called anyone we liked, 'bitch'. It had to be butch because, according to Kylee, that shows affection. Also, whenever we were trying to call someone a bitch but we didn't want anyone hearing, we'd have to say, 'beach'. It sounded like bitch but in a Hispanic accent.

We're pretty strange....

Kylee, in a quick motion, placed her hand to her heart and dramatically bent over as if she was incredibly offended. I rolled my eyes with a small smile because I knew what was coming....

"Do you even know the IMPACT that these idiots have on me...and the world?" she breathed deeply, "Their music is my absolute life and they are the reason I live–other than you of course," she directed toward me but continued.

"I couldn't imagine a life without their flucking rock music that makes me emo for a little moment and Michaels flucking hair!!! It's like a flucking rainbow! And then there's my Asian puppy, Calum. He looks like a freakin' puppy and he's ASIAN like what's better than that? And theres Ashton who is SOO under appreciated but I make sure to love him equally even when his head looks like a mop every now and then. And don't get me started about Luke!!! He–,"

"Okay please don't start about Luke, he's not even as hot as you say he is," I groaned. "Just look at him and then look at Justin."