Kuroo: I might as well call you Google, cuz you have everything I'm looking for
Kenma: Kuroo stop drinking
Kuroo: If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber
Kenma:
Kuroo: Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number
Kenma: Shouyou does better tbh
Kuroo: Hey Kenma, feel my sweater.
Kenma: Kuroo, you are so drunk it's not even funny
Kuroo: Know what it's made of?
Kenma: ...
Kuroo: Boyfriend material
Kenma:
-the next day-
Kuroo: Hey Kenma
Kenma: Are you sober
Kuroo: Yes. But last night, what does "Shouyou does better" mean
Kenma:
Kuroo:
Kenma: I have to go now
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