Yaku goes out to eat with Lev and Kenma a lot. Kenma can't stand Lev so ofc Yaku has to keep them under control. But the waitresses and waiters are oblivious so they always think that Kenma and Lev are a couple because they're always bickering and that Yaku is their adoptive son or something (see, oblivious). It wouldn't be so bad, but Yaku always gets a child size cup and he rarely gets an "adult" menu. So Yaku is forced to eat off of the kids menu without complaining, and Lev makes fun of him for it. So Yaku kicks Lev under the table, only furthering the waitresses/waiter's suspicions because "only children are that immature." Kenma just sits and stares at his PSP while everything is happening around him. He only looks up from it to eat and stuff, completely ignoring Lev who is sitting right next to him.
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