Haikyuu!! Crack

Haikyuu Pick Up Lines

Someone please take the internet away from me. DONT USE THESE. DO NOT. THEY SUCK.

"I'm gonna hit you until you break"

"I like you more than Kageyama likes volleyball"

"I can receive better than Noya if you know what I mean"

"You make my heart go all 'BWAAAH' and 'GUWAAA'"

"I'll worship you like Tanaka and Nishinoya worship Kiyoko-san. In bed of course"

"You're a lot like (insert fav character here), I want you to fuck me until I can't feel anything"

"You know who's beautiful? Oikawa Tooru. But you're up there too!"

"If you like Haikyuu, I laikyuu!!" (everyone knows that one bro)

"You'll be making sound effects like Hinata in bed tonight"

"I love you more than Kenma loves his PSP"

"There's a little giant waiting for you at my place *wink wink*"

"Oya oya oya"

"People don't have wings? Well I can make you feel like you're flying tonight"

"I wanna 'play' with you more than Hinata wants to play volleyball"