Love, Everyone in the school

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Dear middle school whores,

I am tired of seeing you sucking face with other dudes. I am tired of you calling yourself badass because you are not. I am tired of you comparing yourself to Beyoncé because you don't even hold a flame to her beauty. Please crawl into a ditch and don't come out for the sake of humanity. And please shut your mouth and especially shut your legs, honey, nobody wanna see that.

Love, everyone in the school

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