Periodic Package Problems

foreword

epigraph

" I mean, if there was any justice in the world you wouldn't even have to go to school during your period. You'd just stay home for five days and eat chocolate and cry. "

- Andrea Portes, Anatomy of a Misfit

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summary

Carter Lane was blessed with an annoying younger sister when he was four years old. Since his father was always busy with work and his mother had left them when she figured out that having two children at the age of 25 was too much for her, he'd practically raised Alexa. He just didn't realise that it would involve buying feminine products for her when she was in extreme pain due to her cramps.

When the time finally comes around when he has to buy them, he is not very excited. With each trip to meet Freida- sorry, with each trip to buy pads and tampons, he becomes more and more excited. The time finally comes when Alexa is willing to go to the store on her own.

But is Carter ready to let go of Freida?

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dedication

To all girls who menstruate, who have menstruated and who have yet to menstruate. To all men awesome enough to go out and buy required products when their girls are in pain.

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disclaimer

This story has not been posted anywhere except Wattpad in the account santiagosentyou. If you find it anywhere else, let me know. I will personally hunt that person down and destroy them. Otherwise, I'm a happy and cheery person.

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author's note

I hope you enjoy reading it for I enjoyed writing it. I believe that the men who go out there and buy pads and tampons are not given enough recognition and are teased by many people for being too whipped. I would like to say that you guys are freaking awesome.

This story mentions pads, tampons, periods and menstruation various times but not graphically. If you are uncomfortable with even mentioning it, I'm sorry but this book is probably not for you. If you're cool with it, hop on and have fun.