"Alright, children, dinner is done!" Slenderman yells from the itches like usual. But this time he sounds pissed. Woops.
Everyone walks into the kitchen. Like half the people leave to there room. Usual.
The ones that stayed including me, Jeff, Toby, E.J., and BEN, sat at the table eating silently.
Ugh, this is annoying. Someone talk!
"So is someone gonna say anything or..." I finally say breaking the silence.
"Well this is awkward." BEN says.
"You think." I reply.
"Oh, Jake, why did I you stay up in your room for so long. We were starting to get worried." E.J. said.
I look over at Toby who looks away down at his food. I look back over to his E.J. Right when I was gonna say something Jeff intruded.
"Oh, you didn't hear? Toby broke up with the loser."
"Are you trying to ask for a death with dumb ass?" I reply getting angry.
"Try it!" He yells back.
"JAKE! JEFF! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! That us it! I'm am done with this shit! Tonight you two are gonna be locked in the same room till you get along!" Slenderman yells obviously pissed.
"That is unfair!" Jeff yells standing up slamming his hands on the table.
"Shut it Jeff! I have heard enough from you!"
"But-"
"No, Jeff. You two are gonna get along with eachother weather you like it or not! I have had it with the fighting!"
Shit, now he is really angry. His tentacles are sprouting out from his back.
"Now, finish eating. You are going into the room afterwards." He says then sits back down trying to calm himself down.
I could hear Jeff ground in annoyance. Great, can't wait to argue with him in that room. This won't help us at all. I don't see his plan here.
Slenderman put his hands on both of our shoulders and we teleported into a cold metal room. Great, at least it's cold in here.
"Now, don't kill eachother." He says then teleported away. Thanks for the advise, really helpful.
We just stare at eachother. This isn't awkward at all. What is his plan with this? We probably arn't even gonna talk.
"Why do you hate me?" He asked all the sudden breaking the silence? What the hell? He astutely said something to me that doesn't piss me off.
"Well, first of all, you tried to kill me. Also you can be quite an ass." I respond.
"Oh, reasonable. In my defence you are an ass to me all the time too."
"Yeah, but you are an ass to everyone. Not just me."
"Ugh, whatever."
"See, this is exactly it! You don't give a shit about anything and you so rude."
"So what?"
"Never mind, I just want to get some sleep." I say then look around for the beds.
Shit....
There id only one twin-size bed.
"I'll sleep on the floor." I say then go and get one of the blankets and a pillow. I set up a little sleeping area for me.
"Alright." He says then I here him get on the squeaky bed.
Ugh, I just need to get to sleep. I go ahead and lay my head down on the pillow. This is gonna be a long night.
I eventually wake up at the sounds of hearing chains moving. It took me forever to sleep and I have a major headache now.
Wait, chains? I get up and try to move but my arms and legs are chained to the wall.
What the hell? I knew Slenderman was annoyed by us but he would never do this. Wait, where is Jeff?
I look around and see I'm in just an empty room. It was dark, too. This isn't the same room at last night, that one had a light in there.
"Hello?" I call out, no response.
Why the hell would that work? Great, I'm turning into one of those people in the usual horror movies where they yell out hello at if the killer is actually gonna respond. 'Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! You want a sandwich before you die?' Seriously, is that they really think it's gonna work out? Dumbasses.
Wait, focus Jake! You locked in a metal room with no memory of how you got here and your thinking of horror movies? Wow, Jake..
Anyways, what should I do? My hands can't fit through the metal chains. Unless I break them then what would would do? Break my ankles? I couldn't even walk then.
So that's out of the question..
Anything I have to help? Wait, my phone! I quickly reach for my pocket and it's empty. I check my other pocket and it's empty too, well shit.
That's out too..
Think, Jake, think! You are a killer. Yet you can't get out of few chains? This is not how this is suppose to be. Me and Jeff should of just acted like we became friends, went out of the room, then continued with out lives.
But no, we had to continue to bitch at each other and get ourselves in some trouble in this stupid room.
I could be up in my night clean bedroom, listening to some music, drawing or playing with my axe. But noooo!
How could someone even kidnap me? I mean they would have to be extremely quiet. I heard how squeaky that door is. It would wake both me and Jeff up.
Then would somehow have to leave without anyone noticing. Let alone getting in.
Sneaking sons of bitches.
Wait, shut up Jake! I start to hear faint footsteps heading my way! Someone is coming!
Shit shit shit, what should I do?
He could easily kill me. I mean yeah u was getting really depressed over the whole breakup thing but I don't want to die!
Stay clam, act cool. I mean how bad could it be? Hmm...
The footsteps sound like there are right in front of the door, then they stop. My heart race is starting to speed up.
Then, the door slowly creeks open to reveal who it is. My eyes widen in suprisment, I though he was dead.
"Hello, Jake." His dark voice echoes, Zalgo.
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Jake the Lumberjack: The Return
Fanfiction- Cover made by Mystical_Panda! - Book two of the Jake the Lumberjack series. I would suggest you read that one first. - Jake and the rest of the Creepypasta's thought everything would be fine after there big battle with Zalgo, but there were wrong...
