"Come in!" Slenderman yelled out at me. I walk into his office and sit down.
"What is it this time?" I ask. I'm still a little grump about the fact how he just took me from there.
"Well, I have been think since Zalgo took you from us, I am declaring war on him and this time he will stay dead. I'm still not exactly sure how he is still alive but he won't be for long."
"What!?!" I practically yell at him.
"What? I thought you would like this. He took you away then did who knows what to you."
"I know Zalgo may seem like a bad guy but it's that bad. Yes, he has made a few mistakes, but you guys just assumed he is the bad guy so that's what brought him to that."
"Jake, calm down. He Obviusly did something to you to make you think like this. He probably curses you. I can make a potion to cu-"
"He didnt curse me! I thought of this all on my own."
"Jake, I will make you a potion to help you."
"I don't need a potion!"
"He probably brain washed you some how." He says Obviusly ignoring me.
"Ugh!" I grunt and stomp out of his office.
Why won't he listen to me? He just goes with his assumptions all the time. He only listen to what he thinks. You can do this! He probably did that! Ugh, he just gets on my nerves all the time!
I go to my room and slam the door locking it.
'Zalgo.'
'Oh, yes Jake?' He kinda sounds surprised to hear from me.
'I have more bad news.'
'What is it?'
'Slenderman is planning on declaring war on you. I tried to stop him but he just wouldn't listen to me!'
'It's fine, Jake, he may have beaten me last time but I have a few tricks up my sleeve.'
'I know but I don't want you guys to fight period. You two are like family, it hurts to see you two getting hurt.'
'I know and I'm sorry but we have no other choice. Unless you can somehow convince Slenderman for us to have a truce then it's gonna end in a fight.'
'Yeah, I know...'
'Jake, everything will be okay, mostly. Anyways, thanks for telling me.'
'Of course.'
I lay down on my bed and lay down then I hear a knock on the door.
I get back up and yell for whoever to come in.
Oh, great, it's Jeff.
"What do you want?" I say grumpy.
"I just wanted to tell you, thank you."
Wow.
"For what?"
"For getting kidnapped. We would of been stuck in that room forever." There it is...
"Wow."
"Yep, bye faggot!" He says then walks away slamming the door shut.
That's it, I'm done taking hid bullshit!
I summon the Zalgo axe and make the door fling open. I walk out of my room and walk to him with my axe and swing it into his side and rip it out. His blood spews out of him and drips off my axe.
I hear him scream out in pain making me smile.
"Slenderman isn't hear to help you now." He just glares at me as I smirk.
"Jake, what are you doing!?" BEN yells.
My axe disappears from my hand. BEN runs over to aid Jeff and Slenderman appeare.
"What happened?" He asked me.
"I got don't taking his shit." I say folding my arms.
"You did this?" He says in a mad mood.
I just stood there. I didn't respond.
"I was right! Zalgo did do something to you." I just fling my arms up in the air annoyed.
"Are you fucking kidding me! No, he didn't! Jeff just pissed me off and I finally did something."
"Go to your room, I'll bring you the potion soon."
I just roll my eyes and walk to my room. As Asi walk in I slam the door with my telekinesis.
I am so close to running back over to Zalgo.
I hear a knocking on the door. "Come in." I say sitting up. Slenderman walks in. Great, he even has a potion.
"Here, drink it." He says handing it over to me.
"Why?"
"Because in said so, now drink it. I will force you to drink it if I have to."
I glare at him.
"What ever." I grab the bottle and take a drink of it. I almost spit into out once into taste it. It takes terrible.
But I manage to swollen it. Nothing happened.
"How do you feel Jake?"
"Oh I feel so much better."
"Really?"
"No! I told you I was right." I say folding my arms again.
"It just probably takes a while for it to kick in." He says nodding to him self.
Is he fucking kidding me?
He walks out of the room and I slam the door again.
I jump out of my window and walk over to the training area. I walk up to one of the dummies and put my hand on it. Then it glows a green color them the dummy starts to move.
Zalgo tought me that curse.
It comes at me trying to attack me but I summon both my axes and attack it. It's not like training with Dark Link, but it will work it guess.
Once I finish my training I take my curse off the dummy and un-summon my axes.
I walk back inside, I was to tired to do all the climbing and jumping.
As I walk over to the stairs Jeff was glaring at me. I just smirk at him. I could see I just pissed him off even more.
I grab a glass of water and walk up to my room. I quickly finish my drink and lay down. I did like it at Zalgos Asylum but I was sleeping on a floor with a sheet. I missed my bed here. I turn the light off an go too sleep.
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Jake the Lumberjack: The Return
Fanfiction- Cover made by Mystical_Panda! - Book two of the Jake the Lumberjack series. I would suggest you read that one first. - Jake and the rest of the Creepypasta's thought everything would be fine after there big battle with Zalgo, but there were wrong...