I lay awake, on the floor, in the cold air. I could not get to sleep even if I took a pill after staying up for a week.
It's so uncomfortable. I might as well get back up on the metal bed stand.
Ugh, you would think that Slenderman would at least be someone generous and put a good mattress. Even an actual blanket would do the job instead of a sheet.
Wow, I'm ranting about a mattress and a sheet. Is that really what I am limited to? Ranting about the stupidest shit.
Ugh, I should be thinking of how to escape this thing.
I get up from the ground and look around. I walk up to one of the windows with metal bars in it. I try to move the bars but they didn't even move.
Seriously? Of course, Slenderman made this place and prabably did something to it.
I look around loving everything around as if there is gonna be some magical key under it that is gonna open a portal to the battle and can help them.
But there is nothing besides dust bunnies and spiders. Nothing useful unless on of those spiders were radioactive and bit me. Then gave me the power to teleport out of here.
Nope, just normal spiders. But I do have a few spider bites now.. Don't judge me, it was worth a try!
Anyways...
That's when I hear it, I could hear the battle starting.
Ugh, I wish I could at least listen to my music so I didn't have to hear them.
That's when I feel something in my hands. I look down to see its my phone and headphones.
What? I would of thought that this room would be cursed to were nothing could use magic it powers or whatever to sscape.
Wait! This means I can just use my telekinesis to open the door!
I quickly to so and the door flings open. Yes, it worked!
I run out of the room and see it is just a little metal room in them idle of the woods with nothing around it besides trees. Well now I just need to find out where the sounds are coming from.
Sadly is was dark out I could barely see. The only light that was out was from the full moon and the stars.
I look around and see nothing. Just if if had a better view.
I got it!
The ground under me starts to rumble then starts to move up. Eventually it wasn't even in contact with the ground.
I was starting on a piece of earth levitating in the air. Once if was high enough I could see the battle going on. It didn't look good.
I make the chunk of earth fly towards the fight.
While is was flying is saw something weird, like some sort of shadow figure. Weird. Whatever, probably just the shadows from the trees.
Once I was near the battle I flew down to the ground. I could easily see them in the distance.
Okay, now. How could I stop them..
I should of really planned this whole thing ahead, I'm so stupid.
Okay, so, maybe I should find Slenderman first? Yeah, that sounds good.
I run into the battle and look around. There was so much happening. You could here metal clashing, Screaming.
You would expect this battle to be more secretive. Seriously, if you are gonna go to battle with serial killers you would expect it would be more.... stelthy. I don't know. That's just how into would plan it. The serprise attack.After a while of looking around avoiding attacks, well, at first I was. Then I eventually got annoyed of people attacking me so I just summoned my weapons and hit them.
Anyways, I found Slenderman finally. Great, he is fighting Zalgo.
While he is attacking Zalgo he notices me along with Zalgo. They both seemed surprised.
"Jake!" They both say then look at eachother for a brief moment.
"How did you escape the room?"
"Uhh..." I look at Zalgo and he obviously knows how I escape. He just shrugs.
"Anyways, what are you doing here?" Zalgo says. Thank you!
"To stop you two from fight to the death again."
"Jake, you know that that's not gonna happen, right?" Slenderman says as his tentacles wrap around Zalgo and then he attacks him and they continue there attack.
Dang, I really thought that the 'how caring of you we should stop fighting now' thing would really work. Now, next plan?
"Jeff!" I hear someone yell. I think it was BEN.
I run over to where the sound came from and see Jeff laying on the ground covered in blood.
I quickly run up to him and put my head up to his chest.
Oh shoosh, I may hate him but he is somewhat my brother.
I could hear a faint heart beat. I look around and see that where he was pierced it was glowing some sort of black arua.
I try to think of a Creepypasta that had some sort of power to do that but nothing. I look around at them people near by to see if any of them looked like they had that kind of power but nothing.
Wait, why is it that he got hurt then everyone stopped battling? Is he that special. Ugh, utter bill shit.
He can't even love, literally. He is a psychopath, they have no emotions.
Don't you dare say I am a psychopath! I just really, really hated my family. I can feel love and hatred! I still have some of my emotions.
Anyways, wait, what about that one shadow figure. In the woods.
What if it wasn't just a shadow? What am I saying? It is just a shower from a tree. What's the worst a shadow could do anyways? Make my shadow look weird?
Whatever.
But seriously, why did the battle just stop.
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Jake the Lumberjack: The Return
Fanfiction- Cover made by Mystical_Panda! - Book two of the Jake the Lumberjack series. I would suggest you read that one first. - Jake and the rest of the Creepypasta's thought everything would be fine after there big battle with Zalgo, but there were wrong...