eight

72 10 9
                                    

There's two girls in my school that drive me fucking up the motherfucking wall.

Girl #1: Let's call her Bitch. So Bitch is not only a shallow asshole, she is a backstabbing two-timing- well, bitch.

I mean, she thinks it's all fine and dandy to drop in and shatter friendships while spreading nasty rumors about people.

There's nothing more I would like to do then grab her by her neon pink bra strap and fling her into the sun while screaming "HAVE A NICE TRIP YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

Honestly, there are no possible downsides to doing this.

Girl #2: Let's call her Racist. I met her this year, and I wish I never had even heard of the little ass-kisser.

Racist: Oh look! A teacher!

*is little angel*

Me: *smiles at Racist* Hi! I'm Alyssa!

*teacher leaves*

Racist: *looks at me* Move your ugly Chinese ass, Asian 1.

Alright.

Hold the motherfucking horse.

I had never met this girl before in my life, so honestly? 

Fuck off bitch. 

Next, I'm not Chinese you little bitch.

Chinese people are different than Koreans alright?

- - - 

Here's the worst part: Racist and Bitch are best friends.

I just wanna slap some common sense into them, but for now, I'll just keep smiling at everyone even if I would very much like to kill them.

Peace out.


scream • rantsWhere stories live. Discover now