There's two girls in my school that drive me fucking up the motherfucking wall.
Girl #1: Let's call her Bitch. So Bitch is not only a shallow asshole, she is a backstabbing two-timing- well, bitch.
I mean, she thinks it's all fine and dandy to drop in and shatter friendships while spreading nasty rumors about people.
There's nothing more I would like to do then grab her by her neon pink bra strap and fling her into the sun while screaming "HAVE A NICE TRIP YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
Honestly, there are no possible downsides to doing this.
Girl #2: Let's call her Racist. I met her this year, and I wish I never had even heard of the little ass-kisser.
Racist: Oh look! A teacher!
*is little angel*
Me: *smiles at Racist* Hi! I'm Alyssa!
*teacher leaves*
Racist: *looks at me* Move your ugly Chinese ass, Asian 1.
Alright.
Hold the motherfucking horse.
I had never met this girl before in my life, so honestly?
Fuck off bitch.
Next, I'm not Chinese you little bitch.
Chinese people are different than Koreans alright?
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Here's the worst part: Racist and Bitch are best friends.
I just wanna slap some common sense into them, but for now, I'll just keep smiling at everyone even if I would very much like to kill them.
Peace out.
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