The World Until Yesterday (BFDI)

To Mukmuk Land We Go!

Leafy's POV:

"Yay! We're almost in Mukmuk Land!" I heard my mom say. We had been driving along the Hawkloon Highway for what felt like 250 million vigintillion years, though I'm sure it was actually a couple hours. The drive wasn't very eventful, except for the swarm of chinchillas that tried to dig a shovel into the top of our car. That was scary! Anyways, our family was moving to a place called Mukmuk Land because the city we lived in, Yoyle City, got sold due to budget cuts, which is strange. About ten minutes later, I saw that we had arrived in the new town. We continued to drive as we made our way to our house that we bought for a bargain of three doll hairs. Yeah, the currency in Mukmuk Land is doll hairs. "We're here!" exclaimed my dad. Everybody got out of the car, walked into the house, then it felt as if I wasn't alive, but that only lasted for a little bit. Afterwards, we just unpacked our stuff, and that's about all we did for the rest of the day.

Firey's POV:

School school school school. It's waiting for me, hiding behind the corner, oh ho ho. Today is the 3rd of September, and school would begin on September 7. I'd be going into Grade 8 this year. What a disappointment that the summer holidays were nearly over, but it's fine. REALLY, IT IS! School's not all that bad, even though most of the things they teach us are things I already know, like the fact that it's important that you eat socks every 3 hours. The summer had been really fun, funner than a bun! My mom and I captured a bunch of squirrels and made them attack the mayor of Mukmuk Land with rusty forks on live television. Anyways, I was just thinking about what the nervous system should actually look like when I heard a phone play, "It's a ball, he's got a rubber ball" and I didn't answer. Then it played again, so I knew that it was probably something important and I picked it up.

"Hello?" I answered. 

"Hi. Can I speak to Firey Blaze?" the person on the phone asked.

"You're already doing that, you silly billy boy!" I replied.

"Oh, ha. Hahaheh hoooooo," the person on the phone laughed. "This is Principal Yellow Face. Firey, can you do me a favour?"

"What is it?"

"Well, there is a new Grade 8 student coming in this year. Her name's Leafy Undulate and her status we assigned her is, 'Never stabbed in the kidney with a butter knife'. She very recently moved to Mukmuk Land and will be attending School of Happyrock. I was wondering if you could come to the school tomorrow at two seconds past 9 o'clock, and show Leafy around. Is that okay with you, or are you busy? Or shy? Or both? HAHA"

That was a fantastic laugh. "Sure, I can do that," I said.

"THAT'S FATCHTASTIC SEE YA THERE WEEEEEEEEEE"

"See ya, you giant face."

(so yeah that's the first chapter of this thing what do you think? what's that? nothing? that's what I was expecting considering that I have a grand total of zero followers HAAHHAHhahhhahHahhaAAAaygahsgj ok bye)