The World Until Yesterday (BFDI)

Seventeen Universes in a Firefly

Firey's POV:

That wasn't a bad first day. It was mostly uneventful, but I must admit, throwing eyeballs into the shadow realm was really fun! Finger-painting in art class was quite peaceful and delicious. Our French teacher doesn't actually know anything about French, but I don't have a problem with that. I decided to play the game 'Mukmuk Milkers' with Pen and Eraser, but Eraser accidentally kicked our potato into an alternate reality. Too bad. 

At the end of the day, I got my bag on and began to walk home with Leafy. I started to ramble on about how awesome explosive crackers are. They're so salty and they make you cry salt, which is very cool! Leafy eventually pointed out that there was a firefly on my eyebrow. I knew that it was probably just trying to get all that dandruff out of there. (A/N Yes, Firey has so much dandruff that it's even in his eyebrows, kinda like me) However, I took it off of my head just to look at it closely. "Wooooowwwwww. I can see all the seventeen known universes in this firefly!" I told Leafy. "What? The seventeen known universes?" Leafy asked. She seemed confused. "Oh yeah," I said. "There's this universe, the reversed-time universe, the invisible universe, the super depressing universe, the universe where everyone is ambidextrous, the universe where we are all constantly eating slugs..." "Okay, okay." Leafy interrupted. "That's enough. But why do you think the firefly is blinking so much?" I thought about it, and analyzed the firefly. "It's trying to tell us something!" I told her. "It's saying, 'If you believe in yourself, you will know how to ride a bike.' A very important lesson in life!" 

Leafy's POV:

Will I ever understand what these Mukmuk Landers are talking about? Explosive crackers, seventeen universes, motivational fireflies... gosh, I'm so confused. Firey just acted like what he was saying was completely normal! I looked at him. He was staring off into the distance. His eyes were so empty. He looked like he was about to cry. I heard him mutter under his breath, "Those hermaphrodites... creating such high frequency noises using their nostrils causing many mouth ulcers... migrating to Guam due to mini cooper attacks... craving ridiculously golden apples." Then he quickly said to me, "I've gotta run. See ya... or maybe I won't see ya..."

Firey's POV: 

Oh my oxygen. How can they possibly be here? Even though I had never seen one in my past, I recognized them almost instantly. Those rebellious things... they're not even solids, they're liquids, how hideous. They are none other than...

The Misu Dragon Rebels.

"I've gotta run," I said to Leafy. "See ya... or maybe I won't see ya..." Leafy looked worried. "Wait, what? Why?" she asked. "Sorry..." I then ran away from those dragons as fast as I could. It felt like it took forever to get home, but I knew it wasn't even a minute. As soon as I shut the door, I died, but it wasn't for long. 

Everybody in Mukmuk Land originated from Mukmuk Dragons, which were the first inhabitants of Mukmuk Land. There was also another race of called the Misu Dragons, which came from Japan, but they eventually migrated to Guam after being chased out of their mini cooper by feral dogs. The two clans were as different as they could be, except for one thing. They both had an extreme craving for a deliciously golden gala apple. Thus, starting the everlasting war, which is what killed my dad. After years of fighting, two dragons from different sides were both the black sheep of their race, believing that cauliflower was the most amazing food in the seventeen universes. Mukmilk, the Mukmuk dragon, was always told to hate the Misu dragons, but he never understood the need to hate until he saw Loopy, the Misu dragon, wating all the cauliflower. He was about to attack her, but it suddenly went dark. The sun was being blocked by the most hideous and terrifying thing in existence, a 500-foot tall donkey with extreme body odor, a snake's tongue that flaps all over the place, a duck foot on one of it's legs, and a stupid moronic look on it's face.  The two dragons both knew what had to be done. They had to do the one thing they were always told as a child not to do. They had to join forces with each other. When they did, the combined force of both their powers created the most unbelievable amount energy in the history of ever. The two dragons merged together, and their combined powers created a super power, as strong as Incredible Domino Ideas. They could make killer bees come out of their hands. Billions of other dragons noticed this enormous white ball of energy in the air, and they flew to it at 110% the speed of light. The donkey's inner ear exploded from the high frequency noise and twirled in a way that meant he had no idea what to do until it exploded and turned into a toothpick. All the other dragons came and merged themselves into this giant ball of hope, except for a few Misu dragons. Darkness had taken over their bodies and they still wanted to destroy Mukmuk Land. So, here they are, ready to give us citizens mouth ulcers and permanent death. I grabbed my pet avocado and hid myself in my bed.