I sitting on my bed watching Jane the virgin on Netflix wearing my baggie "The "Move" band top when I hear the rolling stones being blasted so loudly it makes me jump.
"Joe!?" I scream through his kitchen window so he can hear me over sympathy for the devil "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?"
"Oh hello there chika" he smirks as he turns the music down a little,
"my signal worked then" he smiles a genuine smile now not his usual smirk.
"Yeah it was hard not to hear" I grin back. "Whats up dork, missing me?"
He looks I little shocked at my response and to be quite honest so am I that's normally the kind of thing he would say not me! Jeez this guy is rubbing off on me.
"Um well I want cookies...."
he says stumbling on his words
"Right...go buy some...?" I reply laughing a little
"Waitwhatno" he says shaking his head a little like he's trying to clear it.
"I wanted you to help me chika, a little bird told me you could bake"
MUM oh my potter she's sooooo dead. Just because I won the baking competition twice in a row at school for our fund raising week we do each year, does not mean I'm Mary Berry.
"Sure, I mean I can follow a recipe so I guess" I say modestly
"Right so are you going to climb through my kitchen window or come to the door?" He says back to his usual smirking self.
This is the first time I've been in his house and oh my is it nice, you can tell his mother's an artist it's got a beautiful boho homely feel to it while still keeping a chic elegance.
I look round as I follow Joe into his kitchen.
When we've found a recipe for 'the perfect cookies' on pinterest and got all the ingredients ready I start reading out the instructions for him.
"Okay so it says 2 large eggs" I read
"Are these large?!" He looks panicked "because these are the only eggs we have I didn't know they came in different...."
"Joe..." I cut him off "they're fine you dork"
"Hey! Less of the dork if you please chika" he says folding his arms
"Stop being a dork then, dork" I say lazily still looking at the recipe.
Suddenly I'm in a cloud of white powder, I flap my arms about try in you clear it.
"Oh shit I didn't think it would go that big" I hear Joe laugh
I laugh with him oh dear that was a mistake...I cough so much it makes Joe look really scared.
"I'm...cough....fine" I'm still laughing. While we're both laughing and Joes distracted I grab and egg from the side.
"Hey" I say stopping laughing and pouting slightly
"you've got flour on a black t-shirt" i say slowly whilst walking over to him popping my hips out a little and biting my lip
"Wha-what are you doing Hannah?!" he says using my real name for once
"What do you think I'm doing dork...?" I smirk as I lift his shirt up a little "you better get this off" I say pulling it up more
He relaxs a little and smirks
"Just couldn't keep you hands off me ey chika"
I giggle in reply as he lifts me onto the counter and I smash the egg that was in my hand against his tight abs. I can't hold my laugh in any longer I snort as I let it out but as I do I realise...
"JOE YOU ARSE" I keep laughing but slide across the counter moving away from the egg he sat me on as he lifted me.
"Whats going on here then?" I hear I voice from the door way
Me and Joe both snap round suddenly I realise he's still standing pretty close, between my legs, he must have as well because he steps back.
"Just baking mate" he grins at one of the most popular boys in my school
Lewis Jameson.
"NAI?!!!"* I screech as I jump off the counter and swiftly pushing Joe away in one smooth motion..
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*(pronounced Nay, short for Naomi)**
**(name changed from Mattie sorry if they're not all changed)
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Nai gives a quick look between me and Joe, oh ok obviously not that smoothly then.
"What are you doing here?!!" I give her a hug ignoring the look.
"Same to you Han" her eyes twinkling "I'm here with Lewis, we um bump into each other in new York turned out our families were staying in the same hotel..." she grins at me
"Rigggghhhtttttttt" I wink at her I can't exactly say much with Joe and Lewis both standing in the same room!
Beeeeepp beeeeep beeeeeep
"Ahgh sh!t what was that??!" Joe jumps looking round for the source of the noise having been in a deep discussion about who knows what with Lewis who is also looking around a little startled.
"Its the oven you spork" I laugh at his panic as I go and get the cookies out the oven.
"Oh right I knew that" he grins sheepishly
Later when we're all sat on Joe's massive bed eating the cookies Joe starts asking us questions that start off perfectly innocently,
"So how did you two meet?" He looks at me and Naomi
"Our mum's met" I say trying to swallow my cookie "at antenatal classes" Nai finishes
"Oh that's....cute?" Joe says rubbing the back of his neck showing some serious veins and muscles
"Alright I have a question" Lewis says winking at Nai"
"Oh no..." Naomi laughs
"What's your embarrassing nicknames for each other?"
"What?" We both look sideways at each other completely giving the game away "we don't have any" I giggle knowing there's no going back
"Come on tell us!!"
"Never!!" I say theatrically grinning back at Joe
"I'll have to make you then" he cackles giving an evil smile as he lunges towards me
"NooooOooOo" I squeal as he tickles me damn he found my weak spot "NIA GEt LeWIS" I squeal even louder squirming to see Naomi already wacking Lewis with a pillow as they both run out the door towards the stairs.
"GEt.. OfF.. Me ..YOU.. GrEAt... LUmP" I say between breathless laughs. He's got me pinned down with my hands above my head with one hand and the other is still tickling me so I can't retaliate in anyway.
"ALRIGHT!!! I'll tell you!"
"Ooooo!!!" He's almost as breathless as me from laughing so much
"Its........" I pause to build suspense "best bum!" I grin like a four year old. Joes signature smirk is back and he whispers "that'll be yours then?" In my ear so I can feel his breath on it...
"Oioi what's happening here then?"
OH CRAP! How many time must the popular boys walk in on me looking dodgy with him!
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Namaste badboy
Teen Fiction"Perfect summer read" ○ "Warm yourself up for winter" ○ "Summer surfing, yoga and badboys what more could you want?" ○ "Feel good book!!!"
