Dedicated to @ttyl-gtg-brb
Dyland P.O.V.
"BABY" I whisper yell I see a not in the basket looking closer I see the baby is wrapped in a blue blanket must be a baby boy ugh the testosterone in this house I mentaly roll my eyes picking up the basket and bring it inside I sit with the baby in my arms who's looking up at me in wonder with the prettiest grey eyes I read the note.
Dear Cory,
This thing doesn't have a name its yours to take care of and name now its your son good luck its deff from one of my clients dropping it down the stairs suits it right all that damn crying and needyness its eleven months old now here's all his papers
Love star.
"I swear I'm going to have him nutered who doesn't wear a condom with a hooker honestly" I whisper shout angrily now I think I'll name him Connor I found him I name him so if they don't like it they can suck a monkey riding chubaka over a rainbow speaking of rainbow holey crap its st. Patrick's day I better set a trap for Logan while he's asleep well looks like I'm not going to school today I'll be up the rest of the night.
"I'll start teaching you sign language and how to read mouths and we can watch signing time with Alex and Lea oh the fun we'll have" I sign laying him in the basket and going to the garage finding a box and stick with a string I tip toe to my room and pull out a caldron and then tip toe to dads office getting fake gold chocolate coins he always seems to have and set it up in his room quietly to look like a trap and walk back to Connor in the living room seeing he's stills awake I dive in the end table for my headphones and plug them into my phone putting them over his head on a low setting I play Kansas carry on my way word son lullaby so he can feel the vibrations on the song to lull him to sleep I lay down with him on my chest and slowly fall asleep.
"Bubba?" I hear Logan as he pokes my face.
"What?".
"Why do you have baby?".
"What ba-" all the events from last night hitting me.
"Ask dad" I sigh.
"DADDY BUBBA HAS BABY WE KEEP I WAN BABY!" He yells.
"DYLAN HAS WHAT!?" Dad yells running down the stairs I hear a bunch of feet hitting the floor running one by one they all run into the room with wide eyes.
"Babe did you adopt a baby with out talking to me about it?" Jamie asks.
"Jack about asking you I'm the adult in this house she's to young for kids".
"One no I didn't I'm not even legal to be able to adopt and two congrats dad your a dad" I say handing all the papers to him as his eyes go wide.
"No more sluts if you need to dubble heck triple your condoms" I giggle out at his wise eyed expression.
"What do I name him?" Dad asks.
"Joe" Jeremy says.
"Noah" jamie comes in.
"Greg" jared chimes
"Fred" josh yells.
"Sorry guys he already has a name" I say in reply to all of them.
"But it says he doesn't?" Dad questions.
"I named him last night" I say picking him up seeing he's awake " everyone meet Connor" I smile.
"How are we going to do this?" Josh asks.
"Well the trips are going to take Logan to the bus and we'll talk then" I say.
"OH bubba I found weird box thing in my room" Logan yells suddenly remembering.
"Yeah you little sticker were gonna try to catch a leprechaun it st. Patrick's day" I say watching his eyes go wide.
"Let's go guy the faster I get there the faster I get home move it" he's yells excitedly.
"How do you have energy?" Dad asks.
"I don't you are going to have father son bonding time" I say looking at him then turn to josh " and you are going to take this list and buy everything that's needed make it back before loagn gets home now I'm going to sleep in my bed wake me up when you get back Connor needs to eat so make it snappy" I say running up to my bed and passing out for the night
I know its short I have a part two up tomrrow I'm really tired had a long day thanks guyss your the best readers:)
