For everyone telling me I'm wrong or they did look it up here's your proof its a real thing just different dialects damn chill tf out and its Yiddish not always Hebrew
Dylans P.O.V
So its been a complete week of nonstop training with josh and learning new languages from Troy I learnd German, French, and Ashkenazi Jewish just for fun we all know what that means thats right at the mall right now with josh for a skateborad hes going to teach me to skateboard YASSS GURL WERK BOODY HAD ME LIKE ZAYYMMM wow I really need to stop.
"Okay Dylan skateboard or pennyborad?" he asks while I just shrugg "Alright i'll just get you both then you did learn more than I said you had to".
"No you shouldnt do that for me I was bored so I threw in an extra language" I say shrugging again.
"My point now pick out one of each" he says pointing to the wall of skateboards and pennyborads a few stick out to me one with a unicorn puking glitter and poooing rainbows I pick that one up and hand it to josh then a neon green and dark purple pennyborad and give that to him as well.
"I know its worng to judge but you my dear baby white have a seriously scary mind with the things you like" he says while I laugh.
"You dont even know the half of it" I reply as he pays for them we walk out of the mall and to joshs truck I turn the radio on and Anaconda by Nicki Minaj was on so I sing along
"This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
dick bigger than a tower I aint talking about Eiffels-" I get cut off by josh laughing with his camera on me "What the skittle unicors uncle Josh am I really that amusing?" I huff out as the song changes to Dark horse by katy perry I listen to them majority but I just cant help myself and start singing again
"Uh shes a beast I call her karma she'll eat your heat out like jeffery dunnum-" but im cut off yet again by laughing and hosh still recording me "Whats so funny now?" I ask.
"Dylan its jeffery dahmer not dunnum jeff dunnum is a comedian and jeffery dahmer is a canible get it eat your heart out like jeffery dahmer" he says still laughing.
"What are you sure I swear its dunnum im soo cunfused what omg im a terrible person poor jeff dunnum I sang him like a canible!!!" I say throwing my arms up as we stop at a red light which makes him laugh harder "Its not funny you, you, you butt face".
"wow real original Dill" he rolls his eyes parking in an empty lot.
"I try" I shugg sarcaticly.
