What the heck

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Dylan's P. O .V

I wake up getting ready for school this is my second week now atttending I have this whole quiet nerd thing going so people will leave me alone but I stil dress like I put on a cream lacy like dress the goes down to my knees and a brown leather jaket with brown leather boots I strap my gun dad gut me to my inerleg where its hidden by my dress dad tought me have to shoot I get my target everytime with all the work he put me through its no surprise I grab my bag and head down to the kitchen where I see uncle josh making IS THAT BACON!!.

"BACON!!" I yell scaring josh.

"Damn it baby white you scared the shit outta me" he says with a playful glare and im now just relizing hes wearing nothing but boxers.

"Dang josh lookin sexy" I wink playfuly like he did many days ago.

"Yeah yeah whatever you just want the bacon not my sexy eight pack" he rolls his eyes with a smirk handing me my bacon yasssss BACOONN.

"I LOVE YOU I LOVE BACON, I LOVE BACON I LOVE YOU BACONNN!!" I yell quote the stupid dog treat thing thats on tv.

"I will never understand you two you act like a cuple its quite disturbing you spend alot of time together too you practically live here" dad says from the table with an odd look on his face.

"Holy narwal farts where did you come from" I ask jumping back.

"I've been here the whole time you were just to busy flirting with your uncle" dad glares at us.

"I was not flirting I just wanted the bacon he made" I sass back as josh just laughs.

"I knew it you only use me for a teddy and chef" josh says with a playful glare as I just laugh.

"See this is what I mean what is with you too?!" dad asks throwing his hands in the air.

"I don't know I kinda like it" josh says pulling my waist back so my butt was tuching his front with his arms wrapped around me placing a kiss on my cheek as I eat " Plus everyone at the office ships us" he says while I just roll my eyes trying not to snap at him for taking some of my bacon.

"That is enough she is ONLY FOURTEEN NOW LET GO OF HER LIKE THAT!" dad says royally pissed off.

"Daddy hes kidding trying to get you angry because you havent shut up about it sence last week no one ships us like that we are family just really close and you of all people should know us better than that" I say calmly putting the rest of my bacon down as I grab my bag I cant even think of finishing I can't beileve him then my phone starts to ring I answer with out looking at caller I.D

"Orange" I answer.

"Purple" I hear Travis say.

"TRAVIS WHATS UP MY BISH" I yell happily.

"Hey booboo you ready to come over after school for the rest of the week?" he asks.

"Well duhh I get to becorate my new room when is that not existing?!" I ask.

"True true I'll pick you up after school" he says.

"Sounds like a plan"  I reply.

"Cool now get you arse to school love ya" he says as I roll my eyes.

"Love ya too" I say as I hang up.

"Angelo?" dad asks

"yeah I need to go get my duffle bags of stuff to have at his flat" I say still kinda upset with him as I walk out the kitch grab all my bags and leave for school its in walking distances but more annoying when I have to cary three bags I really didnt think this through at least I have a big locker.

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