shopping trip and pranks

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Dylan's P.O.V

I wake up in a bed beside dad he must of brought me up I pull out my phone to check the time 9:30am prefect time to prank dad I walk out the room as quietly as I can down the stairs and into the kitchen grabbing a bunch of crayola markers from one of the junk cabinets and go back up to dads room I take the pink one and put it on his cheeks like blush then the dark purple one and put it on his eye lids like eye shadow the the brown to arch is eyebrow zaymm his eyebrow game be on fleek im amzeballs he looks like crayola threw up on him haha I walk downstairs right into the living room turning on Disney channle ooo my favorit lilo and stitch can we just talk about how stitch takes the story of the ugly duckling to heart adorible I hear dad coming down the stairs I look up and try soo hard not to laugh did he even look in the mirror I wonder what they are gona say about their leader with maker on his face

"Hey Dill Pickle I have to go into H.Q theres money in the cookie jar to get stuff for your room call or text if you need anything bye love you" he says while walking to the door jaket in hand.

"love you too" I say as he walks out finally laughing so hard I fell off the sofa only for dad to come back in laughing even harder.

"Forgot my wal- Dylan are you ok whats so funny?" he asks with an eyebrow raised.

"Yeah fine stitch just got Nonie fiered for chewing on the ailens head" I lie smoothly.

"Well okay then bye" he say leaving again. well I might as well get ready to go to the mall getting up from tge floor I go to my bag I find in a random room I guess he forgot I want the attick room I pull on a white crop top staying with a lilo and stitch theme that says 'ohana: ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten' in red with a tiny stitch under it to be honist I dont know how they fit all of that on a crop top

and a pair of black high waisted black jeans with red TOMS when finished I brushed my hair and let it in its natural waves I leave the room going to the kitchen to get money for my room I grab my jacket to start my journey to the mall singing in my head 'you say hes just a friend either he is or he aint your man' and soon enogh im outside the mall wow we live  pretty close maybe a mile and a half away then again I skip pretty fast so I don't know the first store I see is the dollar tree yes booboo the cheep masta in Doncasta has arrived the first thing that catches my eye is a body pillow that has a bunch of different candy print yasssss come to mama I pull it off the shelf I keep looking around I get a call from Josh when did his number get in here? I answer "Wass up?".

"Dylan did you do what I am currently seeing on your fathers face?" he laughs out.

"Maybe I did maybe I didn't" I say giggling.

"absolutely brilliant Baby White" he says and I can just tell he had a smirk on his face.

"why thank you take you very much" I say in an Elvis Presley voice while picking up giant food wall decals for my room at Angelo's place and walking over to pay "If you need a cover tell him i told you about nonie getting fiered because stitch was chewing on someones head that was my cover this morning before he left the house".

"Haha well baby White I gotta go before your dad has my head on a silver plater" he says.

"Alright bye uncle Joshy" I say and hang up.

Corys P.O.V

As I get in the door of H.Q evreyone is either looking at me funny or trying to hold back a laugh what is going on I want nothing more than to hit someone in the face right now I walk over to Josh and all I hear him say is something about baby white whatever that means.

"Hey who were you just talking to?" I ask being my need to know everything self.

"Baby White" he says as if im supposed to know who that is trying to hold back his laugh too im startingbto get verry annoyed god dammit.

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