"Kise..." A girly voice called out my name and as I looked at the direction where it is coming from...
"Kya!"
Naru... You are so freaking cruel. I'm fantasizing over you and you'll come over and seduce me unconsciously when we have the same gender. AGH! My straightness is bending! NO BL ALLOWED! No yaoi allowed. No shounen-ai allowed. NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO STOOOOP!
*mentally kneeling on the floor as he rubs his head and stands up while shouting STOOOOP*
(a/n: did u imagine whut i want u to imagine? lowl)
"Hey... what's your problem? You've been insane about 20 minutes ago up until now. Where's your sanity?" She... Damn it. HE asked as HE gets closer.
"Sanity.. yeah. Where are you? Sanity? Where?" I whispered to myself.
Dammit! I'm being insane because you look so pretty and I sound crazy because of how I see you right now and it's driving my sanity out of me!
"Should I leave you alone, then?" She... fug this PRONOUNS! HE said as he points his thumb to her back... HIS back.
"Yeah. You should definitely go away."
Maybe that's kinda harsh...? But who cares! He should definitely go away from me or this story would have a "yaoi" in the genre! Well, I'm wondering, why is his legs so flawless?
(a/n: Kise, dunstare too much. Naru's legs would melt. XD
Kise: W-What? I-I'm not staring! O//////O
Me: oh you little perverted blonde. >.<
Naru: Kiiiiiiiseeeeeeeeee-kuuuuuuuuun.... *eerie smile*
Kise: Waaah! the Shizuo Naru is here! Kyaaaaah!! >○<
me: okay. Sorry about that. Back to the story (^_^)V )
NO! WHO'S THIS GUY TALKING AGAIN? IT. IS. NOT. ME.
Authorcchi... stop making me look like a "feggit". I'm straight you know? And I'm not crazy.
"Ouch. You're chucking me away. Cruel guy." She... fugs. I give up.
He pouted... with his red lips. I just wanna mess with that lipstick and smudge it all over you- STAHP.
But I'm still right, right? I mean, there's a saying...
I quote, Find a guy who will mess with your lipstick and not your mascara, end quote.
Like whut the flock am I saying? He is not a she. DAMN THIS LIFE! TOO COMPLICATED TO HANDLE!
"Ahh... I mean. Yeah. I need to calm myself since you look like a girl. It's just new. Ahehe..." I faked a laugh.
She stared at me and eventually smirked.
Why the fuq are you smirking you damn hot cruel TRAP crossdresser!
"What?" I asked since she.. fuq it!
He looks so creepy while being a trap with that seductive smirk on his face.
"Wait for me at the ingredients room since we are the persons assigned there. Before the cafe opens, go there already and wait for my instructions." She said like she is the boss...
Forgive me for saying she... *cries* TTT^TTT
"O-Okay..." and there she walked away.
FINALLY, GHAD. THANK GOD SHE'S AWAY NOW. LET US CELEBRATE.
"Kise! Come over here!" Mikoto called out.
"H-Hai!"
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A boy's life (Kuroko no Basuke fanfic - Kise Ryota)
Fanfic[First Place in the category of Kise Ryota on Kuroko no Basket Watty Awards~ THANKS FOR ALL THOSE WHO SUPPORTED THIS.] Konaru Ren, who is a girl that crossdressed as a guy for her school, is a returnee from England. She was asked by the president of...
