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(a/n: Ne~ Ne' R3dhawk-sama.. Yeah, "sama".. duncall Akashi-sama BAkashi if you dunwanna die bc of a pair of scissors)

The day went on with Naru and I avoiding each other. Oh well, this day sucks so much that I could vomit.

Sigh... See? He's avoiding me too. So that means that we are really going to avoid each other. Oh well, as I said earlier, this day sucks.

Looking at Naru... He's busy entertaining that perverted customer. Well, I mean... Look! He was hitting on him! They dunno that Naru is also the same specie as they are. Haha. FOOLS.

Dear God, of all the days you'd make that happen... why today? I'd be serving the things those guys ordered to him so we'd still be having a moment together. UGH. And the customers are coming in an awesome way.

Too many fangirls coming in for me and too many perverted guys coming for Naru. Some of the fangirls even asked me where "Naru-sama-kun" is...

(a/n: Naru-sama-kun???? WHUT? -__- E'm werd)

Well I said to them that Naru is absent for the day and will come tomorrow, with a maybe. I just wish that Naru wouldn't crossdress as a maid again tomorrow. Or else, Imma go suicide.

"-se... Ki-... Kise!"

"What?! Who's calling my beautiful name?" I reacted when I realized there are some humanoid who's calling me.

(a/n: That's what I shout when someone's calling me. HAHA. Sha~re...)

"Dumbass... I'm the one calling you. Why are you looking at the other side? Dear idiocy, please come back again later. I wanna talk to Kise NORMALLY."

"Mikocchi... *puppy eyes, ne~* why you gotta be so mean?" I dramatized as I turned my head to where he is.

"Oh shut up, shit head. Listen to me, baka." He said harshly, stabbing an arrow right through my heart with his every insult.

"Why you talking like that, Mikocchi? You sound like Levi Heichou." Oh wait, why me talking about Shingeki no Kyojin? AUTHOR-SAMAAAAAAA, PLS DUN BE WERD EGEN, NE?

(a/n: *cries too hard that the country of Weirdness is on the verge of being erased on the Weird Map* Sorry my fellow Weirdos... Kise just called me weird. KILL ME! KILL ME NOW! loljk. I'm being weird again. Sorry.)

"Levi as in Rivaille or whut the hell is the spelling of his name. Well, I'm not imitating him... you dipshit." He replied in a pissed tone.

"Mikocchi~ you didn't even spelled out his name so why say that?" I asked innocently.

"Because Author-sama is being weird again and is annoying the readers." (a/n: Am I really annoying you?)

"That is if there are readers of this weird story that gets weirder every chapter." (a/n: Yeah I admit.. it really gets weirder every chapter)

"Oh well, blame it on the craziest humanoid... Author-sama!" (a/n: There's the -sama again... -_-)

"All hail Author-sama, the craziest humanoid!" (a/n: How cruel are these guys? Praising and insulting me... Should I kill them in this story?)

"Stop it you guys, don't praise her and insult her in the same time. She just want to make the readers laugh with her craziness. So, let her be." Hanarukocchi scolded us. (a/n: MY CHIBI-HANA. MY SAVIOR. *tears of joy* OKAY I'M ANNOYING YOU. IMMA STOP.)

"Okay back to topic... you fvcktard."

"Fvcktard? How do you pronounce that, ne?"

"SHUT UP YOU AIR HEAD! NOW TELL ME, WHY YOU SO AVOIDING NARU-CHAN?"

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