One Direction One Shots

Birthday Surprises

Author: Wey hey! First Harry one shot. Am I cool or what?

Harry: Or what.

Author: :< No need to be mean. You are so OOC in this one shot aren't you?

Harry: Well, you did make me OOC. But I know I'm a cupcake. \(OwO)/

Author: Yes you are. Now go make me food, peasant!

Harry: ;_; Only Louis can call me peasant. Anyway... One shot time :)

Harry's POV

"Com'on get your ass up! Com'on Styles you can do this!! Another day another miracle! Geeet up!"

What the hell...

I rubbed my eyes to see two big blue eyes staring at me. As in, really close to me.

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!" I yelled, pushing the face away from me. I felt something wet touch my hand.

"EWWW DID YOU JUST LICK ME???" I shout, wiping my dirty hand on the other boy, AKA the annoying Louis Tomlinson.

Louis just grinned at me. "That's what you get for pushing my beautiful face."

I rub my eyes groggily and glare at my best friend.

"What was that for?" I growl, pushing my blanket and Louis off my bed.

"OOF!" Louis said, falling down and tumbling down on the floor. Louis groaned and rubbed the back of his head. "No need to be mean Haz. What's got your knickers in a twist?"

I roll my eyes and stretch. I look at the clock to see that it was only 9, way too early for my liking.

"Now tell me, why are you here in my room and two, why are you waking me up at 9 in the FRIGGIN MORNING?" I yell, throwing my pillow at his head.

Louis dodged the pillow and quickly countered with a hard hit to my nuts.

"O MY F----" I screamed, but not before Louis muffled it with a pillow.

"No cursing Mr. Styles!!" Louis smirked, laughing madly as he watched me twitch in pain.

"Y-you ass...." I muttered, grasping my lower region.

Louis just scoffed, climbing onto the bed. "It was your fault for being a lazy ass. Don't you remember what day it is today?"

I grumbled and eyed the older boy. "What do you mean? It's Saturday isn't it? And we have a concert tonight. What else is new?"

Now it was the other's turn to roll his eyes. "HELLO?? IS THERE SOMEONE IN THAT EMPTY NOGGIN OF YOURS?" he said, knocking on my head.

"Ouch, no need to feel too much at home with me Lou." I grumbled, brushing his hands away. "What is it with you today? What am I supposed to remember exactly?"

Louis stared at me for a while, seeing if I was joking or not. I raised my eyebrow in annoyance.

"Well?"

Louis sighed before exasperately saying, "Dude. It's your girlfriend's birthday."

My breathing paused for a second. My eyes widened as I pushed Louis's chest, making him fall yet again off the bed. Ignoring Louis's groans, I rush over to my phone charging in the bathroom and quickly unlock it.

"Shit shit shit no." I cursed, looking over at the calendar to find it was my girlfriend's birthday. Holy shit I'm in big trouble.

"OH MY GOD LOUIS I FORGOT SHE'S STILL BACK AT HOLMES CHAPEL!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING HER HERE SO WE COULD CELEBRATE AFTER THE CONCERT!!!" I scream, running over to my luggage and quickly putting on a random shirt and pair of pants, tripping over myself a few times.