One Direction One Shots

Once Upon A Time... WAIT WHAT?

~dedicated to my delirious friend Jen, because she told me to write this a couple months ago when she was being weird~

In a land where everything was perfect, there lived a princess named Jen. She had beautiful dark brown hair that cascaded down her back, dazzling warm brown eyes and a smile that could melt thousands of hearts. She had a perfect little life in a perfect little kingdom, where nothing bad ever happens. She lived in 1Derland, the people there were called Directioners. She stayed in a big castle with her 4 big brothers and 2 parents. She had a happy life with her happy family. Her father, Paul, was the king of the land, alongside his beautiful wife named Clodagh. Her 4 brothers, namely Louis, Zayn, Niall and Harry were the most gorgeous and courageous men in the whole country. But her perfect little life changed when something horrible occured.

A terrible monster, called Plastic Bieber (haha sorry, couldn't think of anyone else)  and her army decided to destroy the peace. One day, he decided to come out of his cave and started killing all the Directioners who lived in near him. The Directioners were strong, but Plastic Bieber and her army were getting stronger and stronger. So the king had no choice but to send his 4 sons to battle her and her evil ways.

So the 4 brothers set off to defeat the wicked witch and her frightening army. Although they were strong and noble, they were slowly but surely captured and were to become her prisoners.

The king was at a lost. He didn't know what to do. He was about to surrender when loud galloping could be heard from outside the castle's walls.

A tall figure on top of a majestic white stallion came barging into the castle, the horse rider's head held up high. He was handsome to behold, and oh, he was-- MEGA SUPER AWESOME.

The princess and stranger exchanged glances and it was love at first sight. They were in love. 

As this very loving exchanged occured, the king grew impatient and snapped his fingers.

"Ehem." The king said, looking at the suspicious stranger who was oogling his daughter. "Who goes forth, young one?"

The mysterious man snapped out of his trance and smiled charismatically, giving off a royal aura. "It is I, Liam Payne, and I come from the kingdom across the river. We have heard of your dilemma and they have sent me, the king's only son, to come and aid you in your problem." He said, stepping down from his horse and kneeling in front of King Paul. "I only wish to help."

The king thought of it. He seemed like a nice lad, a bit weird, but after living with 4 of his beloved sons, he had seen worse. Besides, he had no other choice. 

"Fine." King Paul sighed. Liam's eyes shimmered with glee and he was about to say something when King Paul stopped him with a raise of his finger. "Let me guess. You want a reward." King Paul said, seeing the surprise on Liam's face. 

Liam smiled sheepishly. "Well, yes. All you have to do is let me marry your daughter."

Princess Jen blushed. Well that escalated quickly.

King Paul sighed. "Of course. Just get this over with so I can eat my pie already."