Kik Me Sometime? (Peterick)

Character Answers

Alright! So, there were over 200 questions asked ((holy hell guys thank??)) So if I missed any I'm really sorry! I wrote a lot of these at 2am... So fuuuuun tiiiimes

PATRICK:

-How are you so adorable? TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!?!

Aaahhh I don't know?? You're probably already very adorable so I won't have much to teach anyway

-How much do you love Pete?

I love Pete so much. If I didn't love him, I wouldn't be living with him or sleeping in the same bed as him or...other explicit things... But it's just something about him I love so much it's indescribable

-How do you get your hair to look amazing all the time

It's nice with short kinda straighter hair cuz it just kinda happens

-You top, Right?

Aaahhhhhh

-Do you love Hemmy more than Pete

I've known Pete longer, but Hemi holds a special place in my heart

-Top or bottom?

ON BUNK BEDS OH I LIKE BOTH WHAT A NICE CLEAN QUESTION

-Will you adopt me?

Sure? As long as you can deal with the meme and occasional weirdos bursting in to hang out. We basically already have like six children so please join the party

-can I fück you

Oh my no I'm sorry... I'm with another human already...

-How do you not kill homophobic ppl BC I have like 3 bodies in my basement already

You just have to ignore the ignorance that fills our world and try to spread posit-wait a minute did you say there are bodies in your basement??

-Strip for Pete?

How did you kno-I MEAN

-WHY THE F UCK DID YOU SING BLUE RABBITS

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME

-What do you say instead of sex?

...

-Who's the man of the relationship?

I'm not sure how to respond? I mean, we're both guys... Is this kinda along the lines of who's more responsible? Because it's not Pete

-How was your day my fine sir

It was very good, thank you for asking :) how was yours?

-How are you, buddy?

I'm good, how are you? I hope you're doing well :)

-What's the most kinky thing you and Pete have ever done (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT SSHHH

-It was the summer of 2001

Isn't that when Joe tried to tell me he knew more about music than me?

-Why are you so adorable??

I-I don't know??

-Is he gunna have the smex with Pete soon?

Do you mean me? I mean... We do the smex... I just... Don't wanna... Give details...

-Who knows more about music, you or Joe?