"we have all gathered here to remember this child of the lord..."
frankie coughed
"HA!" you could hear someone from the back row yell
"...ahem, I believe frokie has some words to say" the priest said and rolled away like the pandas in kung fu panda 3 u know yeah ok moving on
frankie sniffled and shakily opened the piece of paper and let out a small sob. 'can't believe tee's dead.....' frankie thinks
frankie clears their throat and opens their mouth to speak
small pause
"FRESHAVACADO" frankie suddenly yells and the casket shoots open and an avocado is thrown at frankie's head as tee's raspy voice cuts through the church singing "WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDE CANT WAKE UP SAAVE MEEEEE"
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