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Months passed by as they bonded closer and closer. Chair and Table fell in love with each other but were too shy to admit it. Table grew the courage and decided today was the day that they would date.
"Hey Tabl-uhm why are you sweating?" Chair chuckled.
"NoOthing" Table had a voice crack which made Chair laugh more.
"C-Chair I've been meaning to tell you something." Table stated.
"Sure! What is it" Chair questioned.
"Well. Uhm. I've had this...thing for you for a while now and I was wondering that. Would you like to be my girlfriend?" Table explained. Chair felt silent. You could see her turn bright red which is odd because she is made out of wood.
"O-OFCOURSE!" Chair rejoiced, jumping onto Table.
They planned for an escape date for that night. When the hoomans left the Library, the inanimate objects begin to talk to eachother and soon fall asleep. So you can imagine how loud the Library get. Chair and Table slipped out of the Library that night and moved outside. It was quite windy but the stars were shining brighter than Chairs smile.
Nsfw (don't even fucking ask I'm so ashamed of myself)
They laid on the grass and started to talk. Time passed by and conversations changed. Table kissed Chairs soft surface which made Chair giggle a little. One thing led to another and they started rubbing next to each other. Table found some sticky grass on the floor and tied Chair down as he began to lick down. Chair moaned loudly and Table. i cant write this oh my g g ppd dd
As things heated up one of the hoomans realized what was going on.
"Jude? Is it me or is that table rubbing against that chair?"
"I told you not to take those god damn drugs again Eryn"
"I didn-"
"Tell that to Uncle Sammy."
After they left Chair and Table hurried back to their positions as sunlight was soon approaching.
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Chair and Table
RomanceThis is the most shitpost worthy story I have ever written. It is about a wooden chair falling in love with a table. Their romantic adventure is something some may call inspiring. Please sit back, relax, and please shoot me right between the eyes. T...