It's been months since Chair and Table have been dating. They've had there up and downs but this might be the worst down of all. The owners of the Library want to replace Table, which will take weeks. They have been dreading the day but now it has come.
"This is going to be the first time away from you..." Chair realized, the Library was on its own little holiday as it was going to be renewed to attract a younger audience.
"Let's hope they don't paint me pink" Table jokingly said.
"Aren't you scared?" She questioned.
"No. Because I know when I come back you'll be here and you'll still love me"
Chair blushed. They soon fell asleep next to each other. But by the time Chair woke up, he was gone. She felt alone but held onto hope. Her friends (the other chairs) comforted her and told her it was going to be fine.
The next morning the hoomans installed a new watercooler next to Chair. Watercool wasn't like any of your other watercoolers. He was top to bottom cool. All the Chairs, Tables, Desks, Bookshelves loved him instantly. He was the new lady killer.
"So darling, what's your name?" His voice was surprisingly sort of southern.
"Oh...me?" Chair nervously said.
"Who else?" He laughed.
"Aha. I'm Chair. I know, very original" She said.
"People call me Cool Waters. Waters being my last name" He announced.
Waters. Cool Waters. I know my name is un original but that's my parents fault. But Cool Waters. His first name is Cool. How in the hell can that even be possible. I bet there parents are called Rad Waters holy shi-
"Uhm...? You there?" He giggled.
"Oh! Yeah sorry" Chair shook it off.
Weeks came by fast as Chair and Cool came close. They were the best friends in the world. They talked about everything. Chair still missed Table dearly but Cool was there to comfort her. Cool had feelings for Chair but didn't want to ruin the friendship and a close relationship.
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Chair and Table
RomanceThis is the most shitpost worthy story I have ever written. It is about a wooden chair falling in love with a table. Their romantic adventure is something some may call inspiring. Please sit back, relax, and please shoot me right between the eyes. T...