"T-T-TABLE! H-HOWS IT DOING BUDD-"
"DON'T BUDDY ME COOL WATERS" Table shouted, pointing the gun at him.
"B-Baby we can talk about th-this" Chair stuttered.
"I thought everything was going to be fine. I thought when i came back everything was going to be normal and happy. We were going to have a nice life, grow old together, see our friends have kids but...but no" He began to cry. Chair walked up to Table, startling him. He threw up his gun straight between her eyes.
"Don't take another fucking step"
Chair didn't dare say anything. Cool stood in front of Chair defending her. Table giggled.
"Oh do you really think I'm going to shoot my girlfriend? Oh no. I'm going to shoot you"
"DO IT THEN!" He yelled.
pewpew.
A loud thump hit the ground.
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"Holy shit dude did you hear that?" Kae asked.
"Hear what?" Florence said, poking his marshmallow into the fire.
"That gunshot!" Kae exclaimed.
"Dude I'm like 100% it's your imagination" Jude said, throwing another log into the fire.
"I don't know dude I think I heard it too" Lou admitted, looking at Jude.
"Exactly" Kae stood up, heading outside the woods.
"Wait! I'm coming!" Lou joined.
Lou and Kae walked outside the woods but didn't find anyone injured. They decided to shrug it off but it was in their minds for sure.
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Chair and Table
RomanceThis is the most shitpost worthy story I have ever written. It is about a wooden chair falling in love with a table. Their romantic adventure is something some may call inspiring. Please sit back, relax, and please shoot me right between the eyes. T...
