Chair stumbled down the stairs because her arms and legs are stuck to the floor rip. Table laughed as he saw her, vulnerable.
"If you touch me I swear i will spoil Game of Thrones" (get it throne, chair, AHA FUCKIGN COMEDY)
"I don't care about that, my darling" Table said.
"Don't call me that you god damn monster. Give me my baby back!" Chair shouted, reaching out to Chool.
"W-Why is she wearing blue jeans?" Chair asked.
"Oh Mac Demarco reference did you hear that album Another One?"
"Oh yeah it's pretty gnarly"
Shutt thefuck up this ismy story
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Chair and Table
RomanceThis is the most shitpost worthy story I have ever written. It is about a wooden chair falling in love with a table. Their romantic adventure is something some may call inspiring. Please sit back, relax, and please shoot me right between the eyes. T...