AFourthPerson voted for EVERY SINGLE ONE of your stories.
PleaseReadMyBooksPerson voted on all the chapters of your story.
#IDoNotCare
I do NOT care, Wattpad! Geez! I do NOT care that someone VOTED on my STORY! Just stop the notifications about votes already!
Oh. I did not notice you were there, readers.
*clears throat*
I would like to bring up the fact that (gets interrupted)
ProfessorHawke: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! IT MUST STOP IMMEDIATELY! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! THINK OF THE ANIMALS THAT AREN'T HUMAN! THINK OF THE TABLES!
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Okay, so maybe NOT the tables. This is getting out of wing.
AND NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED UPDATE.
This is Leopardclaw with an important Leopardclaw Update!
Hi. I'm Leopardclaw, Leopardclaw Update Coordinator, and I'm here to bring you the latest news on Leopardclaw...Wait, that's me. Right....Okay, moving on!
Why am I dragging this chapter on, you ask?
Well, first off, it's my pet chapter. Stay back; it has a nasty bite. Okay. You can pet the chapter now. Oh, I forgot to tell you that---yep. I warned you. It has a nasty bite.
Anyways, enough puns for fun. Why not fun for puns? Or puns for pun?
All jokes aside (PUN TOTALLY INTENDED), I have a serious announcement for my readers.
Due to the amount of notifications (not push notifications, just the notifications that I see when I read the notifications on the website or my phone and scroll down), I have too many notifications with votes.
Yeah I know. Wattpad should fix it and I should probably bring it to Wattpad and I'm just wasting time just typing this rather than bringing it up to them. Maybe you guys can bring it up to them; besides, I'm one person and if they get a lot of e-mails from different people stating the problem that needs to be fixed, maybe they will fix it.
Here's the big news: I've decided to leave Wattpad. No, no, I'm not removing my stories or my account. I'm just moving over to Fanfiction.net for some newer stories and Wattpad has become cluttered this month and past months.
I have also blocked a few of you because I do not want to form friendships online.
