The Leopard's Lair

HOLD UP!

July 1, 2016, Friday

Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa! Hold the heck up, "past Leopardclaw"! What do you think you're doing, leaving Wattpad?! You had one THOUSAND notifications since you "left"!

Seriously, somebody should slap that person!

*Professor Hawke smacks past-version Leopardclaw in the face with a wing*

Thank you, Professor Hawke.

Professor Hawke: The power of science is amazing!

Uh, okay then. Well anyways, I have some big news, so pull up a chair.

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Wait, you don't have a chair? Then pull up a sofa.

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It's too heavy? Um, okay, pull up a beanbag.

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You don't HAVE a beanbag?! Well dang, then just sit on the floor right there.

*FART*

Eh, sorry. Misplaced my whoopie cushion. *smacks Professor Hawke* What did I tell you about putting that there?!

Anyways, my dear readers, I have some big news: I am officially back on Wattpad.

"WHAT?! You left us without any updates for MONTHS! ALMOST HALF THE YEAR WITH NO NEW STORIES! How could you, Leopardclaw?! We TRUSTED you!"

WHOA, HOLD UP! STAHP! D:

"What?"

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HAMMER TIME! :D

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Yeah, okay; I tried. But I'm staying on again. I still don't expect to be happy with the "ThisPerson has voted on your story" notification thing.

I would have to scroll to the end of Tumblr to get to your comments and everyone (or almost everyone) knows that Tumblr is impossible to scroll to an end.

But some other news: I will be updating the Pokémon Encyclopedia with some new entries I rewrote this summer earlier, I will be adding a new story that I worked on this summer, and I will be adding a new Pokémon fanfiction that I wrote also this summer.

That also means that the "Random Things to Do When You're Bored" book will be updated as well as the most popular book of mine, "Lion King Randomness" will be updated as well, adding to the 50K+ reads, 4K+ votes, and many comments on that book.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go settle things with Professor Hawke about the whoopie cushion.

~Leopardclaw