Molly introduces her new boyfriend
Sherlock: Gay.
Molly: Sorry, what?
Sherlock: Nothing. Um... Hey!
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Molly: What do you mean gay? We're together.
Sherlock: And domestic bliss must suit you, Molly. You've put on three pounds since I last saw you.
Molly: Two and a half.
Sherlock: Mm. Three.
John: Sherlock—
Molly: He's not gay! Why'd you have to spoil— ? He's not.
Sherlock: With that level of personal grooming?
John: Because he puts a bit of product in his hair? I put product in my hair.
Sherlock: You wash your hair. There's a difference. No, no. Tinted eyelashes. Clear signs of taurine cream around the frown lines, those tired, clubber's eyes. Then there's his underwear.
Molly: His underwear?
Sherlock: Visible above the waistline. Very visible. Very particular brand. That plus the extremely suggestive fact that he just left his number under this dish here and I'd say you better break it off now and save yourself the pain.
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So close [Sherlolly quotes]
Random*All the credits go to the BBC and the authors of the TV series "Sherlock" * All the quotes that made our heart beat fast! A series of lines dedicated to our high-functioning sociopath and (his soulmate) Molly Hooper. I won't put the chapters in c...