America's Sweetheart

Contract Agreement

 "Na na na na na, na," I sang without much thought.

 I pondered for a second.

 "I wanted you to be, the.." I quickly agreed with my head.

 "First guy to make me laugh, the first guy to make me cry. First guy, to make me smile, makes my heart wanna run a mile!" I continued.

 "Yes!" I said and fist bumped the air.

 I had never been a good writer of love songs, so I felt a swelling of pride in my chest when I sang my impromptu lyrics.

 Then I did my silly happy dance which made me crack up and roll on the floor laughing. Yes, literal ROFL.

 I like amusing myself. I crack up at my own jokes.

 The chorus turned out to be jazzy and lyrical. I liked it.

 Suddenly, somebody at the door knocked.

 Instantly, my happy mood disappeared.

 "Come in!" I hollered.

  The door opened, and came in this brown-haired man and this guy that looked like his assistant, assuming from the way he cowered at the other man. My Bro-Man came in last.

 "Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Peter Strauss, the president of Stars Collide."

 "He's the person behind the reality show offer." Bro-Man explained.

 I smiled at the guy.

 "As you might have heard, we are offering you a reality tv show deal. Here is the contract," he shoved a pile of paper forward.

 "The general terms and conditions are these: Everyday for an entire school year you are to be filmed with your personal life. The mornings, the school day, and hanging out will all be recorded. Of course, there are exceptions to what is being filmed as a matter of personal privacy, but we will caution you to always be ready for the camera to approach," he spoke.

 "In exchange, we will give you 2.5 million dollars for each semester ending. That will be a good incentive, I suppose. Also, we will fund entirely the costs of a world tour with the cost of actually touring each place you go to. Any questions?"

 I nodded and thought for a bit.

 "This is a great offer. But why are you spending so much on me? I believe that this is more beneficial to me than you," I questioned.

 Bro-Man started twitching nervously.

 "In a way, you are America's most popular yet most guarded topic. This is a risk for you and your career altogether, so we thought we might make it even more beneficial for you." he answered smoothly.

 At this point Bro Man started sweating and trembling. It was pretty funny.

 I smiled at the Peter guy.

 "I'll do it."

A/N: Yay! I finally kinda figured out what A/N meant! Such a genius, I know.

Anyways, today was a great day and I hope yours is/was too!

My challenge for you: do something really crazy.

Somebody I know said that in order to have fun and to have something to tell your friends, you need to take risks and be crazy! Although the crazy part happens naturally, today was a risk-taking day and it turned out pretty fun and successful! So... do it!!

Wait, I almost forgot. 

Vomment!! 

I looked up vomment on Urban Dictionary today and it WAS related to vomit somehow. But anyways, we'll have our own mixture of definitions.