Sterling's 2nd rant

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Soo i don't understand this... WHY WHY MUST DIRECTIONERS FANGIRLL!? 

the advert for 'this is us' just came on my youtube and i just started sobbing! 

ITS LIKE 11:30 AND IM SOBBING~!!!

we fangirl why? why? just.. WHY?! 

It takes out all our energy and we end up talking/typing gibberish whats the point of our body getting so excited that we cry?

hmm 

I am googling the definition of fangirl: 

(courtesy of wikipedia) 

A fan, sometimes also called aficionado or supporter, is a person with a liking and enthusiasm for something.

EVEN WIKIPEDIA KNOWS!!!!!!!!11

I just ughhh! 

I'M SO PROUD AND I LOVE THEM SO FUDGING MUCH!! AND JUST ASDFLKLHJSKD!!!! 

soo there is my fangirling for today :P

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soo i recently got out of a relationship and I broke up with the guy.. why?

he was trying to make me jell ad a ton of other stupid shit so i broke up with him, he and i quote

"really serling you need to grow the fuck up"

5 minutes later

"your just a momas girl go runing to moma "

WTF?!

he's the one cussing me out because i felt unhappy?

I'm sorry but i'm looking after MY happiness first dickface

and ohh am i excited about seeing him for the first time since i broke up with him *sarcasm*

I am just hoping i don't have classes with him -_-

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Harry styles ASDSDFGDSJFKSFKSDKF

Liam Payne SDFJSFKJSF

Niall Horan AFHJDSKFJSDF

Louis Tomlinson AFJDKSFJSD

Zayn malik SFJKSASDJF

Ed sheeran DSFJAKFSJDFDS

food AFJKSFJSDF

Music SFHJKSFSDJ

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anywhore 

in the US there is a commercial where betty white is in it right?

well its a time warner cable commercial and they are sitting at a airport and the guy from TWC turns around and asks them if they wanna watch tv and the girls are like here? and he tells them abotu TWC'S anytime anywhere deal and betty white turns to one and says "isn't anytime anywhere your motto?" that just kills me... I absoluitely LOVE betty white! she is just hilarious!!

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SO I SAID TO HER, ANGELINA I WANT TO, I REALLY REALLY WANT TO BUT WHAT ABOUT BRAD? BRAD, HES LIKE A SON TO ME

YOU'RE A GOOD MAN!

I KNOW I KNOW!

*BUZZz*

COME IN!

ONE DIRECTIONE ARE HERE TO SEE YOU

WHO?

ONE DIRECTION? THEY'RE MAKING THEIR NEW MOVIE? SHALL I SEN DTHEM IN?

SURE I LOVE NEW MOVIES!

THEY'RE HERE! THE REAL MOVIE STARS! 

THE BIGGEST BAND ON THE PLANET!

ALRIGHT THEY ARE! I LOVE THE DIRECTION, COME ON IN GUYS, TAKE A SEAT! 

CNA I JSUT SAY WHAT HUGE FANS WE ARE OF YOU GUYS!

HUGE!

NIALL, LOUIS,LIAM, HARRY ZACK, 

ITS ZAYN

SURE WHATEVER YOU SAY BIG GUY!

WE CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE! ITS GONNA BE THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME! I'M TALKING ACADEMY AWARDS 

EMMYS, !

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN FORREST GUMP?

SURE!

BETTER THAN THAT!

HAVE YOU SEEN THE HANGOVER?

YEAH

FUNNIER THAN THAT!

HAVE YOU SEEN TITANIC?

COURSE!

SADDER THAN THAT!

SOUNDS OKAY

ITS BETTER THAN OKAY ZACK, ITS AWARD WINNING!

WE WANNA INTRODUCE YOU TO OUR MARKETING GUY MARCEL, MARCELL!

OH HI!

HERE HE IS!HES GONNA RUN YOU THROUGH SOME THOUGTS FOR THE MOVIE!

REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU ALL, I'M A HUGE FAN CUTE AS A BUTTON EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!

FIRST SCENE, IM TALKING MASSIVE DANCE NUMBER, I'M THINKING A HUNDRED DANCERS, FIREWORKS THE LOT! DANCE IS JUST SO HOT RIGHT NOW!

HEY YOU KNOW I USED TO BE A DANCER?

REALYL WHAT KIND?

EHH MAINLY TAP

YOU GOT THE SHAPE FOR THAT

I WANT YOU TO MEET LEEROY HES GONNA BE YOUR CHOREOGRAPHER LEEROY HMM! 

HI BOYS HI!OKAY SO HERES WHAT I'M THINKING! FIRST OF YOUR NUMBER IS GONNA BE REALLY BIG NOW STAY WITH ME CAUSE I'M QUITE QUICK NOW 5,6,7,8 AND NIALL THE SHIMMY, THE SHIMMY! AND ZAYN PIROUETTE AND LOUIS DO THE SPLITS AND LIAM YOU STAY EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU ARE PERFECT! 

WE'D NEVER DO THAT

OHHH

SO THATS SOMETHING FOR US TO WORK ON THANKS LEEROY SO LETS TAKE A LOOKA T SOME OF THE STYLING OPTIONS FOR THE FILM! NOW PERSONALLY I THINK THIS ONE IS THE ONE! 

ABSOLUTELY NOT,

WE'D ENVER WEAR THAT

RIGHT HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?

NO

IT TESTED REALLY WELL!

NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS 

TA-DAA!

MAYBE ITS THE WAY SHE WALKED ow!!!

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wow... i just typed the WHOLE intro to BSE.. is it bad that i know most of it?! oh well YOLO :P

so thats my rant for tonight! :)

~Sterling

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