Hey, barista boy! (Michifer fanfic)

Chapter one

Lucifer POV

The car came to rough stop, waking lucifer up. He looked outside and saw his brand new house.

He was really glad he didn't need to spend anymore time in his Dad's car. It sucked being on the road for 2 days straight with limited bathroom breaks, but being on the road for 2 days straight with your gay ass family, who lucifer loves/hates, sucked even more.

Lucifer hated the look of this town, he didn't even want to move here in the first place. He and his family had to moved after his mom, or 'Becky' kicked them out after getting a divorce with Chuck, their dad. Personally he was glad to be away from his mom, even though he hated moving.

Lucifer would usually complained excessively, but he could see his dad was having a really hard time with life and all, so he just shut it and helped his brothers and his dad get boxes out of the trunk and bring them to the new house.

The house they were going to be living him had a yellow sliding, a brown roof and a little porch. It looked pretty small but it looked nice and still had two floors and a basement.

"Here we are, so do you guys like it?" Chuck said, trying to brighten up the mood.

"Better then living with mom." Castiel muttered and picked up the box, heading upstairs. Probably deciding which room would be his.

"I know this place isn't the most...comfortable." Chuck said, "But I promise after I get enough money we could move somewhere better. Just give it time."
Lucifer felt bad for his dad, he had a shitty divorce and now a new shitty job in a new shitty town. Not the best way to start but hey, at least they get a start.

"Well anyways, after we unpack a little can Me, lucifer and Cassie explore the town?" Gabriel asked.

"Sure, Just be back home by 5:00. Oh and Lucifer, your room is going to be the basement since there isn't enough room upstairs."

Lucifer groaned, he didn't want to sleep in a dingy old basement.

"Don't worry son, you should be happy. It's the biggest room in the house." And it was.
When lucifer got down there he was pleasantly surprised.
It had enough space so he could make items to prank people, and enough space so that he could hide the pranking items. He still needs a place for the bodies though....

After about an half hour of unpacking, Gabriel shouted from upstairs.

"Lucifer, get your gay rainbow sparkly ass up here. We are going to explore the town now." Lucifer groaned.

"Chill, your rainbow glittery ass can wait." After he said that he heard Cassie asking "Why do you guys keep talking about gay asses?" And Gabriel replying with:
"Do you have anything against gay asses, because that's discrimination!"

"No Gabriel, I'm gay, why would I have anything against gay stuff."

Lucifer chuckled to his brothers conversation and finished unpacking.
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Lucifer made his way upstairs.

"Finally your gay ass is done." Gabriel said.

"Hey!" Chuck shouted,"No swearing until you guys are done unpacking."

"We are done unpacking!" Castiel shouted back.

"Oh."Chuck replied."Carry on then."

"Okay, let's get our bitchy ass fucking gay ass asses in the car and let's fucking go!" Lucifer shouted.