Hey, barista boy! (Michifer fanfic)

Chapter Fifteen

Lucifer found all his other classes boring without Michael. He liked having someone to annoy. He tried annoying other people but it just wasn't the same. People would be angry or push him away, but Michael didn't.

When it was Lunch time Lucifer saw their mostly empty table filled up with people he had never seen before in his life.

"Uh..Michael?" Lucifer asked tugging Michael on the sleeve. "Who are all these people?"

"Okay so our table is where the freaks and geeks go." Michael explained.

"Why weren't they there last week?"

"Charlie forced everyone to do this drama club thing, so let me tell you who everybody is." He pointed to the back of the table.

"That's Meg, you've met Crowley and Balthazar. There's Garth, Gilda, Ash and Jo. "

"Wow for freaks and geeks there sure is a lot of you."

"Yeah Cas became really good friends with Meg so that's when the Freaks and Geeks combined and there." He pointed to the front of the table. "You've met Charlie and by them is Adam and Samandriel, but people call him Alfie."

"Why?"

"They...they just do. Don't question it."

Lucifer sat down next to Michael and on the other side of him was Alfie.

Lucifer decided to be Sherlock for a moment and try to deduce everyone he didn't really know the well at the table.

He saw that Meg was really flirty with Cas and it was 100% platonic. It was obvious that both of them were extremely gay. Meg and Cas were close, their friendship meant a lot to both of them. And it was only a friendship. He could still see that Dean was getting jealous though. Being the secret gay he is.

"Just accept the gay Dean." Lucifer muttered to himself wishing Dean would stop pretending to be this whole straight thing.

He looked over to Adam and Alfie. Lucifer saw that they were holding hands under the table. Lucifer thought either that they're a couple, or that they are a secret couple and they were just really bad at hiding it.

Lucifer looked at Crowely and Balthazar. He might have met them but he didn't know them that well.

The first thing he got from Balthazar was gay. The thing he got from a lot of people at this table. But Crowley...he was harder to figured out. He seemed very secretive and kept to himself.

Lucifer got tired of being Sherlock and thought it would be much more fun to be Satan instead. People always did tell you to be yourself.

And he was right, it was more fun. As soon as he became himself again he talked to Dean about how he shouldn't lie to himself and to accept his gay. Dean got really defensive and pulled a manly face for the rest of lunch.

Also Dean and Gabe also got in a fight with Michael for the whole drawing penises on their face thing. But Lucifer broke it up by saying they had it coming for being so aggressively gay. Dean got defensive again and somehow pulled a more manlier face for his ego's sake.

He also talked to Adam and Alfie about his gay ships and soon everyone joined in. Balthazar assaulted Charlie's otp and she went batshit crazy. Soon it was a debate about which ship was better, Phan or Johnlock. This would of went on for hours if the lunch bell didn't rang.

"This is not over." Charlie narrowed her eyes at Balthazar.

"Okay sweetheart but let me warn you, I am very passionate about my ships." Charlie scoffed.